Eggy

🗽january’s finest aquarius❣️27

[Eggy @egginley]

Take the time to tell people who matter to you that you love them

[eclair @evilclaire]

Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is enforcing a boundary with my mother

[⁎⁺˳✧ ⁎⁺˳ @parmeda_]

slayyyter when she’s feeling a bit chilly: BLANKET!!!

[refilwe🫦 @mofo_refilwe]

I bring nothing and I might even sell the table

[vivian @fassbendears]

not many can truly say they changed the game like this

[Leo @leo_osn5]

cuando me burlo d mi yo del 2022 pero ella tiene algo que yo extraño con todo mi ser

[austin @_AustinNxtTexas]

dancing with the vaguely familiar

[emma ꨄ︎ gleek @klainepilled]

cyclops when he meets a genie:

[v̆̈itȏ̈ não fará nada (无为) @VitoPauMolenga]

counting or not counting swag violence
#kirkversary

[bebê monstro @tortuguitadeuva]

como eu fico quando sinto cheiro de maconha próximo de mim

[Brunch Davidians @the_halfdane]

the fact that this is only the 1st Kirkiversary really illuminates how long this fucking year has been

[poet @wavstxr]

woke up & opened up twitter don’t even know if my spine functional

[Luann de Lesseps @CountessLuann]

It's ok to be lesbian Carole #rhony 😎be cool!!

[weemo @weemoweemo]

jury duty tomorrow, if the defendant is a man i am voting GUILTY #prejudice

[corporatebigwig @corporatehog]

Any day before 2020

[zephyr² #kiwitwt @bastardsloveme]

wtf is pro life im pro death kill everybody

[َ @angeilures]

me matching everyone's energy

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

“i can see your nipples through your shirt” ok well i can see the hurt child within you despite all you do to try and cover it up

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

If I tried to jog with these boobs, I'd end up with two black eyes! Enjoy the beautiful weather!!