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they/them

[egg @eggiramen]

makes me so sick to my stomach that i’m not in a hammock rn

[Chronic Pain Doll @Swampy_Erinys]

Carmen and Raja really had lesbian sex on the main stage

[rare @veryrare_ns]

Elliot Page’s character in the The Odyssey

[Sabrina 🦇 @nightswayness]

Me fighting the urge to see #TheOdyssey again and again

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Ring the Alarm whooping everybody ass like a banana in a smoothie

[Errai @errai]

Oh man I (washes hands) love cooking so much (washes hands) and it’s so easy to (washes hands) make anything you want

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

“do you want peace? or do you want revenge?”
“I WANT ODYSSEUS!”

[david𓃰🐆 @CookFree0rDie]

Costume designer was receiving visions from god for this movie

[helen @helen]

a huge group of ppl on a path of titans (co-op dinosaur survival game) server led a peaceful migration in honor of sam neill instead of killing and eating each other. gaming is beautiful

[chey @iwishurosesxo]

yearning for you on company time

[Didi Cornichon des “Razmoket” @anton_labae]

this is amazing because now i have something to point to when i tell people cellulite doesn't exist and they think i mean "everyone has cellulite!". no dude it doesn't exist. it is not a medical condition or a skin condition. it's vuvuzela arms that got in on the ground floor!

[a paixão segundo t.h. @methecowboy]

perna de morango

[a nice enough person online 🍉 @bigkiitten]

appreciate the science but I think if we proceed from the assumption that all living things prob def feel stuff rather than having to have it proven to us for some bizarro reason, everyone would be a lot better off!

[The Last Farm @TheLastFarm]

That moth had more value than every single tech psycho combined

[egg @eggiramen]

I wish that Man was capable of living and thinking and feeing outside of Himself.

[egg @eggiramen]

“Man is the most insane species. He worships an invisible God and destroys a visible Nature. Unaware that this Nature he’s destroying is this God he’s worshiping” -Hubert Reeves

[Alex Toussaint @alextoussss]

Extremely excited to announce our first air-to-air kill of a flying moth by an autonomous micro-drone. This is a big step towards completely eradicating mosquitoes.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

there is no way to reform this. it’s pure lawlessness. we must restore law, order and accountability.

we must abolish ice. we must punish ice.

politicians who have funded and thanked ice should take a cold hard look at what they’ve allowed to take place on our streets.

[MYKI MEEKS ☆ @myki_meeks]

Mitch McConnell when Lindsay Graham walked through the gates of hell

[g @34rths]

Out of sheer will I will undoom myself and kill this curse