Peeyush Kumar

Comedian, writer, Netflix subscriber, Parthiv Patel fan, Identifies himself as an 18th century nun.

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Arranged marriage kicks love marriage’s ass. Any day.

Full video available on Youtube -

https://t.co/9Qu0e6hZaZ

#standupcomedy #shaadi #funny #LoveMarriage

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@deepdownanlyz @grok Do you think Jay Shah is the right person to run BCCI?

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@DTDCIndia DMed you

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@DTDCIndia Hello, I have trying to get hold of anyone from DTDC to find out the status of my delivery. Its 10 days late already.
Tried calling the helpline - made me wait for 20 minutes then cut the call.
Tried raising a service request - page froze when I submitted.

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@DTDCIndia Sure - its D61917024

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@FarOutAkhtar @RanveerOfficial @Javedakhtarjadu @ritesh_sid @ShankarEhsanLoy @PushkarGayatri @J10Kassim @roo_cha @vishalrr @excelmovies @RupinSuchak @chouhanmanoj82 DON’t 3

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Never judge a book by its cover but definitely from its google reviews.

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Agar demonetization ka black money par koi asar nahi tha to fir 2016 se aaj tak India mein ek bhi 50 Cent ka concert kyu nahi hua?

#allmoneymatters

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Bitcoin, dogecoin - ye sab kahaan samajh mein ayega mujhe? Mukesh Bhat, Mahesh Bhat mein to confuse ho jata hu main.

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@iimcomic @hankypanty Please tell me they made him pay for the vada separately?

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Venkatesh Prasad aur Aakash Chopra mein super over karwao aur khatam karo.
Jo jeeta team usi ke hisaab se banegi.

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Koi Mohit Chauhan ke aawaz ki chaadar silwa do, mujhe odh ke sona hai.

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Tried a navy seal breathing exercise that I saw on Twitter and now I have PTSD and hear gunfire in my dreams.

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if a japanese steals your car, he’d leave behind money for you to buy a new one.
#respect

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Financial advice - With all these mass layoffs across the industry, always have a passive income source. Something that makes you money while you sleep.
For example - your parents.

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Wanna make people read books?
make the list sound like a threat - “30 books to read https://t.co/yjA9JHKNKb.TURN.30”

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Kaafi der se rok ke baithe the @netflix #tudum

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Do you think English people still accidentally sing “God save the queen” and then go “tch… king”, coz its been 70 years

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Just a bad day at work.

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Alia Bhatt actually Brahmastra mein hai hi nahi. Wo sab CGI hai.

#boycottCGI