Mark Anderson

Bike traveling, poker playing, card dealing, juggler, now known primarily as co-host of Three's a Quorum.

[Mark Anderson @eggjuggler]

Pt 6. So in total I spent 2 hrs @BWWings got my original order, one refill plate, 1 drink refill, a bill for about $25 not including the $7 tip, and had to go directly to a gas station to buy a Big Gulp for the roof my mouth. You think I over tipped?

[Mark Anderson @eggjuggler]

I’ve heard of Inflation and Shrinkflation but allow me to offer Waitflation. Twice now in the last year I’ve had to wait more than a 1/2 hour for my food at chain restaurants offering all AYCE specials. Last night at @BWWings the server literally told me AYCE orders take longer.

[Mark Anderson @eggjuggler]

Pt 5. I was so envious of the other table, their waitress came by 4 times in the time I’d been waiting to pay. The last time as she took their check I literally yelled (she was across the room) “ma’am please I want to leave too!”she seemed shocked but could tell I was near tears

[Mark Anderson @eggjuggler]

Pt 4. I’m done, I just want to go home. The roof of my mouth is burning and I’ve got nothing left to drink. Are they afraid I’m going to order more wings? Why wont they stop by my table?! I wait 20 more minutes, not eating, just hoping for my check

[Mark Anderson @eggjuggler]

Pt 3. She did, and the next order of Spicy Garlic came shockingly quick but then she never voluntarily came to my table again, I had to walk to the bar and wave her down after more than 15 minutes for more to drink to help with the spice and by then my boneless wings were cold

[Mark Anderson @eggjuggler]

Pt 2. When I asked the server if I could get my next plate going immediately since the 1st one took so long and I was worried that the kitchen would close, he said I had to ask my waitress and he didn’t know when she was scheduled to stop by my table. Please ask her to I begged

[Mark Anderson @eggjuggler]

@stevenelsonmn @AliLozoff @radiok Great job guys!

[Mark Anderson @eggjuggler]

It’s weird seeing new episodes of #KidsInTheHall on TV. Somehow they make me feel young again, yet also extremely old. I like it.
@KITHOnline

[Mark Anderson @eggjuggler]

@clydetombaugh So you’re saying auto fill is wrong?

[Mark Anderson @eggjuggler]

Inside Arrival's Revolutionary Microfactory https://t.co/ZGyjbK9L4G via @YouTube

[Mark Anderson @eggjuggler]

Anyone else in favor of bringing back original management? https://t.co/icrjwwYrIB

[Mark Anderson @eggjuggler]

Maybe I’m being overly gushy because it’s late, but I F-in loved the new @mythic_quest quarantine episode. Easily the best in class so far.

[Mark Anderson @eggjuggler]

Nice, got another one.

[Mark Anderson @eggjuggler]

I know this probably just looks like an unmade bed owned by a lazy person but it’s actually an elaborately designed cat trap

[Mark Anderson @eggjuggler]

Got one!

[Mark Anderson @eggjuggler]

Whoa. I think I just discovered 1999’s The Matrix basically just ripped off Nelson’s 1991 After The Rain. https://t.co/cgSk5JaWK4. The blue and red pill. The darkened skies & lightning. Modern tech as the gateway to a new world. It’s all there. Am I the last to realize this?

[Mark Anderson @eggjuggler]

Attempting my first half marathon today. Probably should have started with a 5K

[Mark Anderson @eggjuggler]

@WIRED Let us not forget Sneakers. https://t.co/oqzp1GODhF

[Jim Jefferies Show @jefferiesshow]

It’s #NationalFosterCareMonth. For every retweet of this tweet, we will donate $1 – up to $10K – to the organization @KidsInSpotlight. Even better, @ComedyCentral will match that donation, and @jimjefferies will personally match the donation as well. https://t.co/1a1cf1Kasn

[Mark Anderson @eggjuggler]

It seems the world is too easily divided, between the halva haves and the halvas haves not.
#halfahalva