Kitchen 🐏 GO HEELS

president of shrimp twitter. welcome to my back porch, sit in the rocking chair and have a glass of tea with me. (no dook allowed)

[Kitchen 🐏 GO HEELS @eggluvr4evr]

In fifth grade someone asked me if i had seen the movie “gay people say no” and i said “no” ….. reflecting on how my life would have turned out so differently if i had simply said yes. oh what a fool i was.

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

Let me tell you a little story.

In 2014, moderate Democrat Brad Ashford defeated a Republican incumbent in NE-02, one of only two Democrats to do so that year. Sadly, he lost in 2016 after failing to outrun Clinton by enough in a district Trump won.

In the 2018 blue wave, Ashford sought a comeback. NE-02 was now prime territory for Dems, full of suburban and urban voters who did not vibe with MAGA.

But progressive Kara Eastman disliked his moderate stances, and, backed by Justice Democrats, beat him in the primary by 3.3 points.

Tragically, despite Biden going on to win NE-02 by 6.5% just two years later, and 2018 being an enormous blue wave year that saw Dems win in places like OK and SC, Eastman lost by 2pts. She was unable to persuade suburban voters, who elected normie Republican Don Bacon.

THEN she tried again in 2020 and lost by 4.6 points, underperforming Biden in the district by more than **11 points.**

Don Bacon has thus been entrenched in the US House ever since, until now. He is retiring, which will probably let Democrats finally win this seat.

[Kitchen 🐏 GO HEELS @eggluvr4evr]

Going to be a shill for exactly one minute and say that if you cure the plague you should be rewarded with lots of money.

[C3 @C_3C_3]

Anthony Fauci helped make Big Pharma $90 billion in profit from the COVID vaccines.

Yes, you read that correctly.

$90,000,000,000

That is why he has not had to pay for a single one of his crimes.

[Chris Gaun @cgaunerd]

High regular income W2 renters

[Kitchen 🐏 GO HEELS @eggluvr4evr]

@Calebej37 It’s beyond unfair and I say this as someone who made a LOT of money in tips in college!

On what planet does it make sense for me to pay less in tax but make more money than the line cook making the food I’m selling?

[Kitchen 🐏 GO HEELS @eggluvr4evr]

@kingbolby But Colby, his middle name! What a scandal!

[Kitchen 🐏 GO HEELS @eggluvr4evr]

@possiblysarah_ Date him!!!

[Kitchen 🐏 GO HEELS @eggluvr4evr]

I think Dawn is pulling a Barbara Streisand because I did not know people were saying dish soap is toxic until I saw the Dawn ad saying “people are saying it’s toxic but it’s NOT”

[Caleb @Calebej37]

I’m NOT paying more social security tax for these guys when that trust fund runs out

[shaurya @shauseth]

do you think genghis khan had a dashboard to give him operational insights

[Kitchen 🐏 GO HEELS @eggluvr4evr]

Like. Have we considered perhaps these are changes of address? Hello?

[Kitchen 🐏 GO HEELS @eggluvr4evr]

NCDems are stuffing the ballot box with Stein-Trump votes? Really?

People would rather argue that 1 in 6 NC registered voters are fraudulent instead of acknowledging how insane Mark Robinson was

[Shiloh Marx @Shilohmarx]

Governor Josh Stein won North Carolina by 828,187 votes.

North Carolina processed 1,031,350 duplicate registrations.

[Kitchen 🐏 GO HEELS @eggluvr4evr]

Surely this is bait but it’s incredibly good bait

[Kitchen 🐏 GO HEELS @eggluvr4evr]

Parks and Rec is a documentary

[Selena Chu @SelenaC10705]

Instead of answering the Sunshine requests, SF Rec & Park released a long press announcement yesterday.

SF Rec & Park says the temporary Shipwreck Cove playground received a one year permit from the department last week, and construction began on July 16, 2026. There was no waiting for funding before work started.

So. Does building a playground on public park require only Rec & Park approval? I would have expected the usual reviews and approvals, building permits (if applicable), ADA accessibility and playground safety compliance, environmental review, any required coastal approvals, outreach, and insurance.

Rather than responding to the Sunshine requests, SF Rec & Park chose to issue a press release about its expedited project. What are they trying to cover up? So many questions remain unanswered.

Lucas Lux wants. Lucas Lux gets. No red tape, just green lights.

Questions sent to [email protected].

Here's the press release from SF Rec and Park, https://t.co/dxhHZnkk9E.

[Kitchen 🐏 GO HEELS @eggluvr4evr]

There have been a lot of investigative journalism pieces on this over the past few years

[Kitchen 🐏 GO HEELS @eggluvr4evr]

ActBlue and WinRed both engage in deceptive practices where checkboxes incurring additional donations are automatically checked or are unclear and old people who aren’t tech literate end up donating way way more than they mean to

[AG @AGHamilton29]

In one notable example, an 88 year old woman who lives in a trailer and has no computer is listed as having donated over $150K to Dem campaigns. Including 47 times to @AbdulElSayed ‘s Senate campaign.

Where is this money really coming from?

Needs to be investigated.

[Kitchen 🐏 GO HEELS @eggluvr4evr]

Me low key

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

I bet that men who seem really obviously gay get a little thrill out of revealing that they have wives

[Kitchen 🐏 GO HEELS @eggluvr4evr]

@Calebej37 Also like this is obviously posted in jest because I too have to keep convincing myself not to quit my job and live on the Amalfi coast for the summer

[Kitchen 🐏 GO HEELS @eggluvr4evr]

@aly_mccormick Simpler times..

[Kitchen 🐏 GO HEELS @eggluvr4evr]

I have made my peace with this but like damn what’s up with that! This feels like I did something!

[Kitchen 🐏 GO HEELS @eggluvr4evr]

Is it like weird that someone who was one of my best friends did not invite me to his kid’s first birthday party when we live in the same town

[Kitchen 🐏 GO HEELS @eggluvr4evr]

I asked him if something was up in March and he said “No! I want to hang out more! We can do once a month!” And we haven’t seen each other since?