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[້ @SEVEREDHELLY]

Getting a cinema membership instead of a gym membership

[Sethy @Brizksie]

New study finds Gen Z prefers watching Robert Pattinson roles over having sex

(per @Harvard)

[PunKiwi • PDG (🅿️🎲gay) @KiwiLePunk]

"Si tu en parles, ils vont tuer tonton Michel. Tu veux que tonton, Michel meurt?

[La Tortue Sagace @TheTortueSagace]

- Papa, c’est quoi un nazi ?

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[🐝🫖 @GohanMeatRider]

“Men used to go to war”

Well now we play Lego Batman and we like boys

[Nicholas M. Kimani @SankarasLawyer]

“Radicalised by the likes of Greta Thunberg, young females are spurning marriage and capitalism”

[eggman @eggman1312]

@Asedamme @CaronAymericoff J’espere que tes enfants se convertiront a l’islam puis deviendront homosexuels juste pour te casser les couilles

[Nicholas @NicholasPas5]

I wonder what Matt Reeves finna do after this tweet session. Prolly fuck some bad hoes. Maybe do a money spread. Oohhh he so tuff bruh. He really run this superhero shit man

[Clémence Guetté @Clemence_Guette]

C'est désormais certain.

La société israélienne BlackCore a bien tenté de manipuler des élections françaises, en diffusant des informations inventées pour salir des candidats insoumis.

Le justice enquête. Le commanditaire exact doit être démasqué. Soutien à mes camarades attaqués : @FraPiquemal @sebastiendelogu @GuiraudInd.

[chloe @chloes_posts]

Talking to a Gen Alpha cinephile who only likes the late Godard stuff. Says Pierrot le Fou is “cahierslop.” What are they putting in the water

[David @Justtdavid_]

life really does gets better when you get back into your nerdy interests

[cyberisdead @cybernojeira]

Crash 1996

[jo. @sereneObscurity]

i am what i am because of pirated media.

[spideradl ☆ @shadowofnico]

pas la pub ciao kombucha au CINÉ

[Carrie @carefantasia]

I want to fuck you. So bad.

[the lesser known fourth head of Cerberus @ethanrants_]

cannot fucking wait to see what these two freaks have cooked up

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

Bro thinks they can just Mad Max a couple million barrels of crude through the deserts of Oman every day