Connor

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[ٰ @memesbyfavour]

I genuinely believe I’ve made God laugh at least once

[Connor @eggmccmuffin]

@gatorsafterdark just making sure you d heard this absolute banger https://t.co/fF5YaBbnSc

[Connor @eggmccmuffin]

@spelunky_ No clue how you wound up in my algorithm but am following so you stay in it cuz I know homeboy’s punching the air rn trying to think of something to say back that isn’t pathetic as hell

[Connor @eggmccmuffin]

:D #NewProfilePic

[Rain Drops Media @Raindropsmedia1]

T-Bo from iCarly says he’s been off the grid for 10 years working to make the perfect breakfast bagel. He says the hard work paid off because now his bagel can be found at Target. Congrats to him! 🥯💪🏾👑

[GameStop @gamestop]

$4 in store credit

[Connor @eggmccmuffin]

@fulveen 10000% rooting for you. This is your year

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Nicolás Maduro was not a good guy. His brand of socialism and authoritarian rule devastated Venezuela and crushed democratic institutions. There’s no serious argument that the country is better off under his leadership.

Venezuela deserves democracy.

But believing that does not mean the US gets to break international law, ignore Congress, and unilaterally overthrow the government of a sovereign nation to “police the world.”

So a simple question for MAGA:

Are you still against regime change and endless U.S. intervention abroad, or was that principle only convenient before Trump did it?

You don’t get to oppose imperial overreach in theory and cheer it in practice when your guy is the one pulling the trigger.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

If Nicolás Maduro stands trial in the United States and gets convicted of 34 felonies, does that mean he’s qualified to be our next president now?

Just checking what the standards are these days.

[susa @prinkasusa]

being religious doesn’t mean you’re a good person. faith without kindness is just performance. beliefs don’t matter if they’re not reflected in empathy, accountability, and how you treat people when no one’s watching. character shows up in actions, not in labels or rituals

[Connor @eggmccmuffin]

Someone looked like they wanted to fight me so I asked them if they thought this was geometry class bc what are they squaring up for?

And then they really wanted to fight me

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

the original leeroy jenkins viral video turns 20 years old this year

[Shrek @Shrek]

Check yourself before you Shrek yourself.

[Pwned @ExactlyPWNED]

lmfao the runescape player count goes up with unemployment. almost 200k online on a wednesday

[Connor @eggmccmuffin]

Randomly got $75 on PayPal. I thought it was a coworker, so I asked *sender’s name* why I got it. She said this wasn’t them.

Money is super tight & as much as I’d love extra $, I sent it back because it’s tight for a lot of us right now. I hope they double check from now on 🙂

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

@WhiteHouse this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

He did the meme

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

the fact that this is even needed? what the fuck is going on. for the past decade the general public has been hell-bent on exposing the ‘secret pedo rings of hollywood’ or the ‘secret pedo rings of the media’ and now that we have ACTUAL evidence of pedophilia and sex crimes committed by some of the richest and most powerful people in the world… it’s crickets? it has to be VOTED on to be pursued? it requires an AD CAMPAIGN? release the damn files and arrest the people necessary already, i feel like we’re all living in hell.

[GameStop @gamestop]

If you bring a scale to GameStop to weigh Pokémon packs we will ban you for life for your own good.