world’s first garbage can’t

i have a cheeto named dog

[world’s first garbage can’t @eggnoodlin]

it’s karma for 2002

[Midnite @midnite]

“We’re extending the 2074 World Cup to 264 teams”

Easter Island’s striker getting ready to knock Italy out of the qualifiers:

[world’s first garbage can’t @eggnoodlin]

worst game i’ve ever seen. have you guys ever played soccer before or was this your first time?

[theKFA @theKFA]

[FT] 대한민국🇰🇷 0-1 남아프리카공화국🇿🇦
아쉬운 패배였습니다.

비록 조별리그를 조 3위로 마무리했지만,
32강 진출 가능성이 아직 남아있습니다.

남은 일정을 겸허히 기다리며 더 단단하게 준비하겠습니다.

한계를 넘어 하나된 𝐑𝐞𝐝𝐬 🇰🇷

#대한민국 #축구국가대표팀 #FIFAWorldCup2026

[world’s first garbage can’t @eggnoodlin]

💀

[world’s first garbage can’t @eggnoodlin]

please don’t move here

[The Washington Times @WashTimes]

Amazon employees ordered to relocate to Seattle, Arlington, Virginia, or Washington, D.C.

https://t.co/Idq04VKaLU

[world’s first garbage can’t @eggnoodlin]

yuki looks like two kids stacked in their dad’s suit

[clara @leclercsletters]

THE F1 DRIVERS REUNITED AT THE MOVIE PREMIERE.

[world’s first garbage can’t @eggnoodlin]

was just thinking about this and remembered he had an entire section (2 pages) on his python methodology and when i asked him if he used python, he said no

[world’s first garbage can’t @eggnoodlin]

in a data analytics class and a man in my group did a whole presentation with 0 numbers. he did an "explanation of the results" slide with no data. i need a middle ground between cmu and whatever this is

[world’s first garbage can’t @eggnoodlin]

where else would it be

[world’s first garbage can’t @eggnoodlin]

why are “adopt, don’t shop” people sooo aggressive 😭 girl, you’re making them wanna shop

[world’s first garbage can’t @eggnoodlin]

does anyone remember zoombinis

[world’s first garbage can’t @eggnoodlin]

it’s not right that i can use my hsa on my husband but not my dogs. they don’t have jobs

[world’s first garbage can’t @eggnoodlin]

please do not message me on LinkedIn with heart emojis asking for a job😭

[world’s first garbage can’t @eggnoodlin]

i feel bad for you guys

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Coworkers are NOT your friends! Do your 8 and hit the gate!

[world’s first garbage can’t @eggnoodlin]

slaying in the dmv costco group

[world’s first garbage can’t @eggnoodlin]

jollibee stan forever🫡

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Filipino fast food chain Jollibee is serving food to people affected by the LA fires.

[world’s first garbage can’t @eggnoodlin]

look at this pic he’s so happy i love him so much

[world’s first garbage can’t @eggnoodlin]

ppl who edit pics on linkedin are insane bc why are you making an SVP look like he just got veneers in turkey😭

[world’s first garbage can’t @eggnoodlin]

brought my long fork to a work din🫡

[world’s first garbage can’t @eggnoodlin]

literally just emailed orient express about how they make their tomato egg bc i miss it so much🫡

[world’s first garbage can’t @eggnoodlin]

i am begging political texts to stop doing this nonsense

[world’s first garbage can’t @eggnoodlin]

he just looks like a stuffed animal i want to squeeze him until he pops