AJD

Writer. Comic. Crimefighter @JimmyKimmelLive.
He/him who must not be named. BLM.
If it's not too trouble, please love yourself & others. ☮☯🕉

[AJD @eggplAnthony]

A dramatic reading of @reddit #vegans arguing about nut milk. Who's side are you on?

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did she ever marry the night or was it all talk

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Masterclass: Gayle King takes compliment from Jean Smart

[Panah Farhadbahman 🎒 @PanahFB]

سیاوش اردلان یکی از بهترین مترجم‌های همزمان انگلیسی-فارسیه.
@BBCArdalan

[AJD @eggplAnthony]

@AMENARTPOP 🎵"My name...thousand dollas!"🤑

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BREAKING: Trump reverses course on the astronauts saved by SpaceX for calling it the "Gulf of Mexico"

[AJD @eggplAnthony]

@BrutonLove @Jeopardy I searched Edo Castle by 'latest' expecting outrage - so far just us

[AJD @eggplAnthony]

@pivot_tables No pfp but here's proof a girl liked me once. Look what a nervous wreck, meekly shooting her shot w/ zero malice.

Don't worry - I publicly humiliated her💪

[AJD @eggplAnthony]

if you do this, straight to jail. no trial for doorlords.

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discreet 4 same 🤫

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Never thought I’d say this but thank you Tucker Carlson!!

[AJD @eggplAnthony]

i'm tough bad boy now, please be advised

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I really must beg you to wait for it

[AJD @eggplAnthony]

cast me as #miyaponsetto, im avail & already off book

[AJD @eggplAnthony]

convincing a friend their drunken meltdown wasnt too bad

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4 years ago, Brian Williams gave me this surreal shoutout, forever convincing me I'm in a simulation🖥️

[AJD @eggplAnthony]

POV: You're broccoli & this is the last thing you see before rotting to dust in the death drawer

[AJD @eggplAnthony]

Hm his only solace in life is showers. Let’s take that away & see how he fares. -God, adding yet again to her list of questionable torments🛁

[AJD @eggplAnthony]

RIP to my acct. I refuse to pay Elon for a "Highlights" feature, so RTing my faves instead.

(This heroic act will devastate him financially.)

[AJD @eggplAnthony]

when u use FindMyAirpods & ur bucket of fettuccine alfredo starts to ring