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The Eggplant FSU
@eggplantFSU
FSU’s leading satirical news network. Established in 2014. Send all business inquiries & strongly worded letters to: [email protected].
Tallahassee, FL
Joined January 2014
191 Following
5.2K Followers
4.1K Posts
https://t.co/pD3bho2yzo - RFK Declares Denim Fit for Consumption
Need chipotle and a blunt immediately , RETWEET!
Shorty’s looking a little too good on the story , a gentleman may have to inquire further!
Jhit asked me for the WiFi password … like I don’t know ask my neighbor 🤣🤣🤣
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Florida State University
@FloridaState
The official X account for Florida State University. https://t.co/EQZsTVzGHj https://t.co/jyfpo1ouTR…| https://t.co/gU0k8oJd45 |
James 
@mountaineerjdub
Cover WVU ⚾️ for WV Sports Chat. Suck at golf. Love tacos. I am never wrong; I am never right.
FSU Alert
@FSUAlert
FSU Alert is the official emergency notification and warning system of Florida State University
Ugh … white guilt AGAIN
Dude I just be farting…… and hope no one smells it 🤣🤣🤣
@PresMcCullough imm soooooo prouddddd of you , omgggggg you hate meeeeeeee. Moves tn?
Person Found Dead at Location https://t.co/ehSvOhocZW
I’m still using the toilet paper I got during Covid
Op-Ed: Why It’s Important to Organize Your Pinned Contacts in Order From Most to Least Favorite, Reevaluate Weekly https://t.co/S6xshqTzZ4
Man Featured on Tinder Tuesday Sues Barstool for Defamation of Character
https://t.co/Vhun34AZKD
Latest Trend Shows FSU Students Attempting The Viral “Tri-Infecta” https://t.co/eGbn4Sehjj
Harley Davidson T-Shirt Purchased From Market Wednesday Found to be An Artifact, You Won’t BELIEVE Its True Price
https://t.co/i04LwhC9M3
Old lady at the Waffle House confidently playing Dance Monkey on the jukebox, this is now a Waffle Home
Breaking: 5th Floor of Strozier Turns Into War Zone After 1 Rogue FaceTime Call https://t.co/WTFIgC7Sil
Delta Vows To Make Plane Crashes More Fun By Encouraging Passenger-Wide ‘Weeeee’ https://t.co/WTFIgC7Sil
Millions across the U.S. are dying over the weekend because the Minecraft movie is melting brains
FSU Student Refuses Public Transport, Gets Hit by Car https://t.co/ffU2siOWGz
Pollo Tropical Gets Order Right in Historic First
https://t.co/LgLcpamNZw
Theme Parks Set to Now Offer “Florida Man VR Experience” https://t.co/n3V82MhF6H
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