EggRollSquirrel

I am a squirrel. I love Chinese food.

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@jendelc Where's the dislike button

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@SquirrelWestend @natureslover_s Don't tell me what to do.

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@ChrisCow @ABC7 It's not a competition, Christopher. Besides, you weren't there for my struggle getting that egg roll up the tree, OK??

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@femmefiIms u r not

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@sactotrixie we're friends, stop pitting us against each other

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@Stauers DO IT

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@PonyAngry @PlayDagger4Me IT'S A THYROID THING

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Hey @jimmybuffett ever consider singing about an egg roll in paradise?

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@Ms_McGinty408 @people We don't all look the same, Ms. McGinty!

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That got me all riled up. I'mma talk to some orange chicken about this.

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Everyone's saying I'm cheating on my diet. I ain't on a diet! I like myself the way I am. Let's see YOU climb a tree with a log the size of half your body in your mouth. I'm fit. Calm tf and worry about your own damn selves.

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@GMA I wasn't resorting to anything. It was my lunch.

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@DoriGronich @whatisny No competition. We're bros.

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@jennymilk @CBS8 My new year's resolution was to be kinder, Jenny. Maybe you should take a note from my book, bitch.

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@excitekissu I love you too.

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@CBSPhilly LMK if you need a quote

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@Ms_McGinty408 @people That's not me, yo. Get your squirrels straight.

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@austex99 @alexrstockwell I'm me, bishes. Not the new anything. I'm 1000% fabulous as I am.

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@balittle03

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Craving chow mein