Muhlenberg Squirrel

Kind & gentle advocate for the Muhlenberg Squirrel Community. Furry, well groomed and parasite free. Practical environmentalist. Discarded food connoisseur.

[Muhlenberg Squirrel @MuhlenSquirrel]

A #PSA for @Muhlenberg

These black things you see all over campus are bait stations. Humans use these to poison #Chipmunks, either by accident or intentionally.

RT to raise awareness on this issue.

Chippy says thank you!

[Bill Harnsberger @BillinPortland]

"Hey! I meant to tell you yesterday: your tool shed's on fire!"

[Muhlenberg Squirrel @MuhlenSquirrel]

@evan_kapitansky Hope you are doing OK. Not to pry, but did they diagnose a skull fracture? ( Because that's a sign of potential skull fracture. )

[The Brompton Bunch @BromptonBunch]

Brunch time with Reg #SquirrelScrolling

[The Brompton Bunch @BromptonBunch]

Reg managed to expel the troublemakers from her nest & seemed much happier. #SquirrelScrolling

[Muhlenberg Squirrel @MuhlenSquirrel]

@jackiantonovich A #squirrel is temporarily installed as Squeaker of the House.

[Muhlenberg Squirrel @MuhlenSquirrel]

@MicrobiomDigest just when you think you have plumbed the depth

[DNA&RNA Universe 𝕏 @DNA_RNA_Uni]

Therapist: Electrophoretic bus seats are not real, they can not hurt you

Electrophoretic bus seats:

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Infectious disease visits a fish market

[trails_moss @MossTrails]

Morning lichen☕️🌿

[Squirrel Buzz @squirrelbuzz]

“Ugh, slippery paws! Maybe no one saw that.” #squirrels #squirrelscrolling

[The Brompton Bunch @BromptonBunch]

This is Reg’s baby - already getting bolder…. #SquirrelScrolling

[Muhlenberg Squirrel @MuhlenSquirrel]

As for this account, the Squirrel Council will be operating it until a permanent replacement can be found. Instead of flowers, please send unsalted peanuts and healthy rodent friends snacks or make a donation to a wildlife rehabilitation organization near you.

[Muhlenberg Squirrel @MuhlenSquirrel]

It is with great sadness the #Squirrel Council For Human Relations must report that the #squirrel tasked with managing this social media outreach program has passed. Today we offer this thread of rememberance.

[Muhlenberg Squirrel @MuhlenSquirrel]

It is unknown if there is an afterlife for our kind. If there is we know he is probabaly taking a well deserved rest, shelter by a strong tree, enjoying a snack. Rest in peace, or whatever is next.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I don’t understand why curable blindness is a thing. Why don’t governments step in and help? Even if you’re thinking purely from a financial standpoint it’s hard to see how they don’t roi on taxes from people being able to work again.

[Scooter Davis @KyootScooter]

I almost forgot about Lovely Lucia ~

Her visits seem to last a little longer. Now I'm starting to wonder if she's trying to stay here.

She looks really happy.

[Midori Takaki @MidoriTakaki]

Once a while, Mike bakes his favourite. It’s Dutch apple pie. Apples were from the garden, stored in freezer. I must say, I am more of an apple tart person, but I liked it enough have the second helping. 🍎
#appletaart

[Muhlenberg Squirrel @MuhlenSquirrel]

@Muhlenberg always looks gorgeous in the #snow.

[Scooter Davis @KyootScooter]

Snug as a bug on this rainy cold Charleston morning ~ 🐞