chris.p.chicken

resident car-fanatic and big fan of vegetables

[chris.p.chicken @eggs216]

@Deathisreal99 @airlivenet @hiltonholloway @DaveAirCEO A good landing is a landing you can walk away from.
A great landing is one which allows you to use the plane again.

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@DjsAviation Absolutely amazing.

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@dustinrussell @NEO_Scan Yeah, they’re all on our street, roughly fifteen cars and an ambulance

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@apreston_04 Same

[Aptera @aptera_motors]

This is a sign.

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The fact that the banana companies haven't been canceled yet is honestly astonishing

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@iamjakehill @OfficialJoshA
Undercover, underrated, but they kill all day

[chris.p.chicken @eggs216]

GUYS GUESS WHAT
@HirschfieldVivi ACTUALLY LOVES OHIO

[Knotty @VictordeAnda12]

I think life would be better if I went to go and live in the mountains

[chris.p.chicken @eggs216]

@HirschfieldVivi Of course!

[Jacob Wysocki @JacobWysocki]

Risking it all for a 15 min evening nap.

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@georgiacrow7 Sof getting a comment by someone verified I see

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"Whatre you gonna do? Go out and yell at the bugs for dying on your windshield?"

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A cup of hot soup would really do me wonders right now

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I like a nice firm paneer

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"Are we D3?"
"Nah it's A-block"

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@finchnation @georgiacrow7 Top tweets that did not age well

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start of history class:

"Quiz day today"

(a room full of bewildered, panicked, and blank stares)

".... is what I will be saying on Wednesday when you take your quiz"

[chris.p.chicken @eggs216]

@VictordeAnda12 Targets probably got them on sale rn let's go get matching ones