augustus

resident dumbass //23// he/him // // ✨snowflake✨ // cat lady // gamer

[augustus @eggs_skittles]

@AMAs @DanAndShay WHERE ARE THE REST

[augustus @eggs_skittles]

@SpotifyStatus i need my podcast to function at work 💀😂

[augustus @eggs_skittles]

glad to be part of this community❤️🏳️‍⚧️

[Hotdog Water @PlayHotdogWater]

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[augustus @eggs_skittles]

“i can’t believe you love me after how much i fart”
- courtney

[augustus @eggs_skittles]

“existence is beautiful, if you let it be. life is not a question. there does not need to be an answer…”
- random Korvax npc in No Man’s Sky

[augustus @eggs_skittles]

hey yo wtf is this?? on taylor’s songs on spotify?

[augustus @eggs_skittles]

@milabedela SIMP

[augustus @eggs_skittles]

writing gushy poetry always comes easy to me when i’m four shots deep into a bottle of fireball

[augustus @eggs_skittles]

nah because tell me why i had the most vivid real dream last night. i remember names and happenings and words like i never have before. god

[augustus @eggs_skittles]

“i’m grieving for that girl i once knew”
fuck you. how dare you say you grieve me like i am dead when i finally feel ALIVE.

[augustus @eggs_skittles]

🫥

[augustus @eggs_skittles]

only a few taylor swift songs remind me of you
but i bet every single one of her songs remind you of me

[augustus @eggs_skittles]

i cannot decide whether loneliness is fantastic or devastating

[augustus @eggs_skittles]

me: where’s my phone? i’ve got a hit tweet to send

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

get in the car it’s august

[augustus @eggs_skittles]

life isn't some dumb chick flick
or a sappy Taylor Swift song
but god, i wish it was

[augustus @eggs_skittles]

still don’t have a license

[augustus @eggs_skittles]

when my car gets fixed, some lucky girl is getting taken on a PROPER date

[augustus @eggs_skittles]

I REALLY DONT LIKE IT

[augustus @eggs_skittles]

sometimes my life feels like an early 2000s romcom and i don't like it

[augustus @eggs_skittles]

well chief, i fucked that one up

[augustus @eggs_skittles]

I HAVE A CUTE GIRL COMING OVER TONIGHT!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!1!!!!!!

[augustus @eggs_skittles]

😞

[augustus @eggs_skittles]

i shouldn’t really wonder why people don’t keep me around very long. i’m good at holding people back, like a dam that just needs to be fucking broken through. sorry y’all