saw a beautiful woman at the dinosaur theme park and panicked so instead of making normal conversation, i asked if she’d ever read Ovid’s Metamorphoses. 10/10 would recommend this as a pickup line if your goal is to have someone say “no” with a deeply wounding tone of disinterest
@finlay_txt i like Selwyn Reserve, and also Highbrook Park! heaps of space, public toilets arent too nasty if u need facilities, and grass isn't trodden down to hell
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@eel_luvr if u have time, go see Bai Tu Long Bay! it’s not as crowded as Halong and is still a UN heritage site so it’s nearby and gorgeous af. and pls eat avocado ice cream and check out district 5 in Ho Chi Minh for mom n pop food shops