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sickly evolutionary failure. she/her

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so the strokes hopefully just do lollapalooza next year instead of Coachella pls and maybe I'll
Go maybe I won't but it'll be a better time for everyone

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If anyone has any baby Annabelle pics to ease my pain

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Worst thing about Annabelle being sick is I can't look at any baby pics of her cause there are 0

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Wanted to listen to interpol typed in incubus

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I don't wanna submit to the old stuff yet I wanna party

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Happy Halloween from ugly

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Why is deodorant fifteen fucking dollars

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annoying to be this down in the dumps after this long for this same reason I just want to live my life

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Revisiting Lydia's Art the Clown!

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If there's anything I can be grateful for, no strings attached, it's that for the last 15 years I have been able to look at this girl and smile no matter where I am or who I'm with. May there always be a bathtub for you to drink from and tune time at midnight

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Someone posted their egg salad sandwich on instagram

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& I said something about the Amanda show at work and people didn't know what I was talking about and then asked how old I was ayyyyyyyyyyyy chihuahua

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Downloaded the app again just to talk into a void: turning 30 in 4 weeks what the fuck

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My best friend since 5th grade is in labor and I'm watching a bootleg version of terrifier 3 on tik tok in numerous parts that someone recorded on their phone

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"Everything's cash grabby"
Her on repeat:

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I've had some kind of glass shattering moment where everything sucks cause it's all actors and everything is corny and cash grabby and weird it's like that episode of South Park
Everything except brat

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Realizing the only movies I've said could be my favorite (not another teen movie & snowpiercer) are Chris Evans movie so.. maybe just a Chris Evans fan

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I was genuinely crying during this part

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I just watched Beau is afraid and I've seen a lot of discussion on what it's about as if it was a difficult movie to understand, but I think you just need to have some form of anxiety disorder to just watch and know