lil honey

I love eavesdropping 🤷‍♀️

[lil honey @eggsnlegs420]

pussy is the glue that worlds the hole together

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I say my please and thank you’s on the bus now (for those following along)

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@transcowboy I thought parents hilson said Paris Hilton 😭

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I can’t believe this is happening to me

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@shahh it’s for sticker trading 🤷

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@shahh Play MONOPOLY GO! with me! Download it here: https://t.co/NgpK3FYbjR

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7 more minutes until im legally allowed to be awake,!

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I’ve been using shaping and oiling as a substitute for obsessive chewing/picking and it has helped so much

[lil honey @eggsnlegs420]

today at work two people complimented my nails even though their completely natural rn and it feels so good because for years I’ve been working not chewing on/picking at them and I finally feel like I finally did it

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It was the era with a bday cake, a few arcade games, play place, ball pit, and like entirely separate “kid zone”

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I’ve been learning a lot of fast food history lately and I just want to say I attended an official McDonald’s birthday party and I’m sorry to my friends who didn’t

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master chef is so emotional rn

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@bellymercutio Before u bully me, the algorithmic job marketing rlly wants me to be a flight attendant these days so it’s sitting on the corner of my conscious thought a lot lately

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@bellymercutio Wait what’s this abt because the girls behind me on the bus today were saying they got Burlington and Davis and I assumed they were flight attendant trainees who got assigned stations 😭

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just learning I have zero manners on public transport bc I NEVER say thank you when I exit the bus

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defunctland cinematography type vibe

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Just searched photos of puppies and kittens back to back on Pinterest at almost 2am 🤪 I am literally so crazy and wild like WOOO!! I am truly living 🙏

[lil honey @eggsnlegs420]

even angels can be goblin creatures 😇 🧌

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the gilbert gottfried episode of celebrity wife swap counts as a historical documentary

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@panerabread what happened to the green goddess salad that was my favorite :( how am I supposed to treat myself for my birthday now

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@bellymercutio I do bring vape or a companion (Tanner or Lola) though

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@bellymercutio I’m lucky bc the park by house has lots of birds and squirrels so I just walk a lap around the park and listen to their convos