egg

he/him, 21 aus

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woke up this morning needing a beefy boy to help me with my morning wood

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i swear to god australia’s age verification thing has it out for me i don’t want to take a selfie every morning to see some mild shaft pic

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I MISSED PRESALE IM SO UPSET

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australia presale sold out instantly omg
🦘 🇦🇺
general onsale tue sep 08 - 10am AEST

https://t.co/8Ue5Wa9u26

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turns out this week is my last week at work but hey more time to study for my exams

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@dolordsentirr id watch it

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getting made redundant at one of my jobs next week but atleast i’m looking cute in the staff bathroom

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good morning everyone woke up to a lot of likes on my previous post so ty and send me a dm if you wanna be mutuals :)

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@Jcooli0 yes pls

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what do yall wanna see from me? i want to get into shitposting but occasionally sexy pics but idkkk

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HELLO? 4k likes is insane thank youu

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the sun just complimented my chest

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@b0yliker would you like me to change that?

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first week of spring and i’m already at the beach wearing shorts and a shirt

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the sun just complimented my chest

[♡ @musicgrls]

adéla — nicole kidman (2026)

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HOLY 100 likes thank you :)

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@miresscene good lord

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thought i was vibing with the new owner but i don’t get offered a new contract and the old owner has to tell me the bad news

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i need to get bigger arms 😓

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interests: kpop gg, genshin, overwatch, dbd, movies and tv shows, recently started gym, gay boy stuff

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hello i’m new here pls be nice