Eggu

🔞 | ASMR lover | Perfectly imperfect, operating on factory settings | All photos and tweets are my own unless stated otherwise | @egglien5555 biggest fan

[Eggu @egguchanchama]

Hello. You've found Eggus hideout. Do not ever mention this place to anyone, ok Tamadachi?❤️
This account is very strictly NSFW and I post IRL content. Not all of my IRL content is NSFW, but the warning is there.
More about me in the replies👇👇👇

[Eggu @egguchanchama]

this is just what a body looks like after extreme weightloss.

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my belly button mole is a charm point

[Eggu @egguchanchama]

I’m not fucking gatekeeping either, I just think professional whores should be, idk, actually interested in their field and be PROFESSIONAL. WHORES. Ofc there’s no whore college like fucking clown college but still dude idk this used to be only for the weird bitches.

[Eggu @egguchanchama]

Why in the actual fuck am I getting so much “findom” and people begging for free money and subs? You cannot be deadass. That does nothing. I understand now why everyone is sick of sex workers. I hate it.

[Eggu @egguchanchama]

I was a sexworker from 18-22 and 24-27 so don’t say shit to me, I’m allowed to not like how capitalism has ruined my industry. I’m allowed to hate fake ass people thinking that shit is easy and just saying whatever buzzwords will get one loser to give them five bucks.

[Eggu @egguchanchama]

Remember my forehead is massive so go away

[Eggu @egguchanchama]

if this account gets too big i swear to fuck i swear to fucking fuck i will explode

[Eggu @egguchanchama]

why do you freaks like belly so much?

[Eggu @egguchanchama]

Genuinely one of the best pictures i've ever taken. i desperately need more stirrup thighhighs.

[Eggu @egguchanchama]

Don't really know what you people are doing here or how you found me but uh. hi. i dont have an of and i dont sell nudes. i just do this for fun. dont expect me to post often.

[Eggu @egguchanchama]

@BobDole52411759

[Eggu @egguchanchama]

Fattest pussy in the west

[Eggu @egguchanchama]

I lied I like my heavy saggy humongous natural tits

[Eggu @egguchanchama]

Fucking bloated UHG
I hate how I have to lift up my stupid tits to see my torso. I hate having huge tits.

[Eggu @egguchanchama]

Trying to love my body one slutty selfie at a time lmao

[Eggu @egguchanchama]

Matching fall colors to try to summon the good weather ft tummy

[Eggu @egguchanchama]

164 is my golden number, it’s a really healthy weight for me, I’m right in the middle of a healthy BMI. Any time I go lower, I go underweight again and I’d like to avoid that. I feel really exhausted and miserable when I’m underweight.

[Eggu @egguchanchama]

I’m 158 lbs. I got up to 173 from really bad bloating during a crohns flare up, but it’s gone back down and then some. I’m not sure why I didn’t just stay at 164. I’ll try to go back to that.

[Eggu @egguchanchama]

Finding pants that fit my hips/ass is the worst thing

[Eggu @egguchanchama]

Don’t let capitalism isolate you from your fellow man. We all have each other, and it’s beautiful.

[Eggu @egguchanchama]

Theres absolutely nothing wrong with getting plastic surgery or editing your photos btw. I just refuse to do either because while there’s nothing wrong with it, your actions can still have a snowball effect, and it blends reality and fiction too much.

[Eggu @egguchanchama]

Disclaimers exist not for the weak of heart, but for the weak minded who can’t tell fiction from reality. They think all humans must look this way, and when they see real, IRL, unremarkable humans, they distance from them. It’s important to change this tide.