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apparently sex with me is 'better than a Longhorn Steakhouse sweet potato with brown sugar and butter' (from a reliable source)

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Fuck Donald Trump, fuck Elon Musk, and fuck Mark Zuckerberg. I'm out.

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@whatsuptucson Grant and 1st ave is blocked off. Not sure why, but you can't go any farther south than Glenn on 1st Ave.

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@whatsuptucson Southbound Stone is closed completely, they might end up closing the whole intersection though.

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@whatsuptucson North-bound 1st and both directions on Glenn are affected. South-bound 1st looked alright.

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@whatsuptucson Looked like a head-on collision. Hope everyone involved is alright 😞 the road is entirely shut down in both directions.

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asking "what are we?" to the cars that drive right next to me on the road for too long

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Crash at Speedway and Columbus. Traffic east-bound on Speedway backed up, right two lanes closed due to crash. @whatsuptucson

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NB Country Club at Grant blocked off, car crash. EB Grant also blocked off. @whatsuptucson

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@tayjboon @whatsuptucson There were gunshots in the area and someone got shot at Prince/Campbell, according to the cops. I thought the shots were coming from the river but then they started sounding closer. Quite a few people called about it, I guess

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Put back my "recently played" and "listen again" recommendations and don't ever talk to me or my son again, YouTube.

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I have no clue who told YouTube it would be a good idea to recommend me playlists that contain 0% of music I listen to regularly and ONLY those playlists, but it was a bad idea. The worst idea. I fucking hate this.

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I was never crazy for not trusting the internet. I was right the WHOLE TIME man

That somehow still makes me feel crazy tho so idk

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People used to think I was crazy from owning DVDs and now look- all these streaming services are upping their prices, I hear people talking about the companies not wanting you to own your own media, so "buy physical copies of things you really want" and I'm sat here like

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Homeboy invented a whole new religion and it really did not need to be invented. Like fr, why'd he do that

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Been watching this show about time travel and the magic only sends you back/forward in 200-ish year increments, and all I can think is if I got sent back to 1823, there's some fucker over on the east coast who's ass I need to kick

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@LoppyRae Excited!! My new-to-me truck needs some stickers!