dry heat vs humid, buildings made for heat vs made for the cold, relaxing on holiday vs working in an oven, and longer nights that allowing places to cool vs shorter ones nearer the artic circle that never technically even reach ‘night’.
do you people know anything at all?
My dad did this with a full cheesecake one time. He loved this bakery in Astoria’s cheesecake and bought one to bring back to Michigan. When I said that was risky he was like “why? I’ll hold it on my lap and everyone will find it eccentric and charming.” He was absolutely right
told my 4 year old he can’t have ice cream cake after dinner if he doesn’t EAT his dinner and he came up to me immediately and said “can you give me a hug so I don’t cry?” and when I bent down for a hug he whispered “don’t ever say that to me ever again”
I’m certain my least memorable song will be remembered more fondly and for more time than anything you ever do with your life will be. Everything you say is more “whiny” and “edgy” than I was at any point on that album. But at least I had the excuse of going through chemo.
The UK prime minister job is a poisoned chalice bc they rely on the boomer vote to get elected but basically everything needed to fix the country requires cutting back on boomer benefits and preferences
it's kinda funny when football players fall down and start rolling around but no one gaf so after like seven seconds of larping they just get up like nothing happened
Harry having a moment with himself watching the fireworks and the crowd during Sign of the Times on stage at Wembley Stadium in London, UK - 20 June (via raquiraq) ❤️