egg🍙

[trish @ultragloss]

hot summer nights mid july when you and i were forever wild

[blanco @beerdefeater]

White people see 6 IPA’s available on draft at the bar and start doing the worm

[egg🍙 @eggymelt]

no but fr why did my whole high school use this as baseline

[WESTEND @itsthewestend]

they real said in high school that you need 1/8th of mushrooms to trip 😭

[✩ jamie ✩ @chaoticgirl777]

the 5 love languages are just code words for…

[egg🍙 @eggymelt]

@RXBAR #RXBAR #Giveaway #RXBARAM oi! love coffee and rx bars <33

[angie @awngie]

Cocktails????? You had me at cock!!!!!

[juni @wtfffjuni]

only getting sexier and more unhinged

[Scorpiio @Bscorpiio]

Incoming medical students walk out at University of Michigan’s white coat ceremony as the keynote speaker is openly anti-abortion

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

am i sexy bc i'm evil or evil bc i'm sexy

[egg🍙 @eggymelt]

@morrell44 Me gill and Aaron gonna comeee

[MIZE @mizedub]

Miami is literally a city in the state of Florida

[Curtis Dameron @Prof_Camphor]

Guy who jumps subway turnstiles but only when exiting

[egg🍙 @eggymelt]

@mizedub can’t wait🥰 come hang in the crowd after lol

[egg🍙 @eggymelt]

@mizedub if you wear a robe you’ll feel ~*~*~* bougie ~*~*~* and it helps you ignore rats

[egg🍙 @eggymelt]

@SmoaklandBeats @Terminal5NYC @WakaanOfficial @LiquidStranger And u guys second🤤? Can’t wait