The Yoko Machine ⚙️

24 y/o poet ✍🏼 #yourfavoritetorta (she/they) Pisces ☼ Virgo ☽ Leo ↑

[N @lvniiky]

he planeado más veces mi muerte q mi futuro

[kunta kimchi @_TrillScott]

Never settle ladies. Bigger and better dick is really out there.

[ava @gutsforlife]

being the wokest person in your family really does raise your cortisol levels

[͈ര̀ ̫ര́ ͈ @supersony2k]

mexicans be like y si vivo cien años, cien años pienso en ti.

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

i wanna eat 100000 calories and jerk off 40000 times

[aymi @aymikuma]

how it feels trying not to ghost everyone and kill yourself

[mkultrascarecrow @nocaloriesinket]

when u so high u start feeling like u got a hat on

[The Yoko Machine ⚙️ @eggyouks]

Think I met her already

[The Yoko Machine ⚙️ @eggyouks]

I feel like my soulmate has to have same birthday as me idk tho

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

You shat yourself?

[||| @rynohboy]

i wanna be creative but my energy is being used to survive

[schizzy @crybabybuick]

Getting high feels like this sometimes

[The Yoko Machine ⚙️ @eggyouks]

The way i have the super fit, professional dancer/ fighter, edm anime nerd community men in a choke hold is crazy and needs to be studied

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

Lmao and then you go home and tweet about her.

[C @czillsx]

Until you find out what their vice really is

[Regina George. @JadedCourtz]

Men will really avoid you sometimes if you make them too sprung and it’s so… lol

[𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷 @luhaenten]

Realised I can threaten to kill others instead of threatening to kill myself.

[maaya 🌺 @turiyaa]

Nothing makes you spiritually sexier than going through a time of torture

[imjus.Ke🧜🏽‍♀️✨ @ksdotlewis]

Me:

[frankie steins gay uncle || spoilers @kuntimora]

went to pull out my ID at the bar and they said I didn’t need to