pimp chimpin

welcome to my they blog

[pimp chimpin @egirlfriendz]

i need to create a painting of a cathedral in your iris i love you so much and i memorized every detail of your skin

[pimp chimpin @egirlfriendz]

not a particularly good or bad time. just a time.

[pimp chimpin @egirlfriendz]

i got three very buff women in my dms and i didn't reply to a single one. clearly i didn't want it bad enough, jeez.

[pimp chimpin @egirlfriendz]

if the pressure to fall inlove wasn't shoved up my ass i could approach dating and sex a lot more easily but everyone my age is obsessed with long term relationships, and i'm just here for a time.

[pimp chimpin @egirlfriendz]

i'm in heat and making it legitimately everybody's problem

[Vani @Van1ichann]

how it feels to wake up with chronic stiffness and pain

[pimp chimpin @egirlfriendz]

matter fact i hate talking stage. stop texting me

[pimp chimpin @egirlfriendz]

i would really like to date again but i'd rather slit my wrists than go through the talking phase in same sex relationship and they end up hating me because i'm not a soft cottage core uwu girl. i want to FU-

[(¬_¬")💢 @hydrottex]

"communication is key" mfs when it's time to communicate

[pimp chimpin @egirlfriendz]

the queer community and their obsession with who queers date, their gender expression and labels is so restrictive. i don't care about he/him lesbians and i don't care about lesbians who slept with men.

[pimp chimpin @egirlfriendz]

unironically got swung on by a furry today and the furry won

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

Remembering when you fawned when you should’ve fought and k*lled

[Fred @fredday95]

When a woman tells you a story and mentions an "ex best friend" you know she went through something akin to Dante's Inferno

[Brie Monger @ThisStupidTwink]

now lick the floor for mommy. holy fuck you actually did it lmao. no i just didnt think you would thats crazy. hold on i gotta text some people.

[eve ★ @pinkdiam0ndxcx]

how you avoidant at 27 years old bro

[pimp chimpin @egirlfriendz]

for the last and final time (lol) i need a very muscular woman to put her arm around my neck

[pimp chimpin @egirlfriendz]

my cat also had a maternity shoot

[ACERVO @AcervoCharts]

Cachorrinha faz ensaio de gestante para comemorar a primeira gravidez.

[ACERVO @AcervoCharts]

Cachorrinha faz ensaio de gestante para comemorar a primeira gravidez.

[pimp chimpin @egirlfriendz]

took my meds at 3am upon rolling over and finding them next to me and woke up with energy, YAHHHOOO

[pimp chimpin @egirlfriendz]

walking into the only dive bar i know that frequents atleast four people who want me dead except my bestfriend is black out which means i'm the safest person on the planet