lizzle

millennial energy

[lizzle @egmetti9]

Lmao @chrishelminiak I can count on you to be first to like all my tweets

[lizzle @egmetti9]

This girl requested intercourse to bring her to climax with the clinical efficiency of the assassination of BinLaden

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

You don’t need an organization to organize. You don’t need a meeting to meet. We are everywhere all the time. We just need to talk to each other.

[lizzle @egmetti9]

21 days

[lizzle @egmetti9]

The closer I approach to 30, the smaller my social meter shrinks…time to crawl in a hole for the next few days!

[lizzle @egmetti9]

@DE3DAE We call them hillbilly feet, but I like Jesus feet too

[lizzle @egmetti9]

Do normal people walk around their house making weird noises and song lyrics or am I just weird

[lizzle @egmetti9]

“I’m thirsty for friendship”

[lizzle @egmetti9]

My musical taste is stuck in high school

[lizzle @egmetti9]

“I couldn’t hear what Gertzen said but I probably agree with her”

[lizzle @egmetti9]

Another day left wondering where @brendonurie and @PanicAtTheDisco are at 💔

[lizzle @egmetti9]

I forgot my sunglasses and now I have a headache from squinting too long. I love it.

[lizzle @egmetti9]

Fuck a princess, I’m a king

[lizzle @egmetti9]

“What perfume is that?” It’s Icy Hot

[lizzle @egmetti9]

@alluux This reminds me of a MySpace layout. Thank you

[lizzle @egmetti9]

@DE3DAE Bro how long was your nap though?

[DansGaming @Dansgaming]

I don’t know why Elon paid $44 billion for Twitter, it’s free on the App Store

[lizzle @egmetti9]

One thing about city folks is they sure do know how to drive

[lizzle @egmetti9]

Hey @IndianaTollRoad please fix the Chesterton entrance gate at exit 31. Two weeks with only one lane open? Unacceptable.

[ChanceMorris @Sodapoppintv]

i think im unbanned wed night