lstrsnj

Had a crack at happiness once- (5:10 pm-5:34 pm 18th April,2022)- it was disgusting, i wouldn't recommend it.
Basically perfect in all practical senses.

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Unataka kitu tight na unakatia madem warembo.🫵🫵
Kimamba kislow.

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@bumuhlstrasser @egoaig

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@Madmose254 Kitu inakudanganya apa utapigwa risasi very polite.

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@Krispah45133 😂😂

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@aussiehaggie https://t.co/kePQTsyP1L

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@MogishMl Apo Kuna venye Bluetooth ina connect, wueh
😂😂

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@Luciano420_M 😂😂😂
Piga hiyo kitu kofi.

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@Fidd_fam https://t.co/kePQTsyhcd

Kuja huku tujenge kitu.
😂😂😂

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I reckon this is a good days harvest.

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@callmetiana688 https://t.co/kePQTsyhcd

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@alexmwanzo Wakisema culture jua they mean hoby ya matajiri over the weekend.
😂😂

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@babyAirl https://t.co/kePQTsyhcd

Come let's grow.

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https://t.co/kePQTsyhcd

Let's grow people, let's fucking go ni masaa ya kujaza basi.

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@User01KE 😂😂😂

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@MLikevoke Done.

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Tutawahi monetize kweli???🤔🤔

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@John63681549 😂😂

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@KhalifKairo Btw been wondering why are planes Soo damn fast, is it an engine thing ama once something is in the air it gets fast.

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@Primeandeka 😂
Huwanga bad.

[JB @ItsJBke]

This Nairobi life can be very tricky sometimes.

Imagine you live in a one-bedroom house with your wife and your 3-year-old twins. Since they're still too young to sleep alone, everyone shares the same bed.

One night, you get home at 2 a.m., smelling like Pilsner. You quietly climb into bed, hoping not to wake anyone.

But your wife is still awake.

She's been waiting since 8 p.m., and tonight she's in the mood. She demands her conjugal rights, insisting it's been far too long since you "removed the rust."

You point at the kids and tell her you'll wake them up, promising to make it up to her the next day.

She isn't having it.

"If you don't climb me today, tomorrow I'll find someone else to do it for you."

Cornered by the threat, you give in.

Everything is going smoothly until, during your final powerful thrusts, you accidentally kick one of the twins off the bed.

Your wife quickly picks the little girl up, tucks her back in, and gently tells her she was only dreaming.

A few minutes later, you assume both kids are fast asleep, so you quietly resume your mission.

The bed starts creaking again...

Then you hear the tiny one whisper:

"Jishikilie usianguke... wameanza tena." 😂😂

That's the moment you realize you've failed in life... terribly 💀🤣