Sir Jake

Spes mea in Deo

[fan @NoodleHairCR7]

He saw the fixtures and said "yea I dont wanna miss that" 😭😭😭😭

[Sani Yusuf @saniyusuf]

If we did not like what the South Africans did, we cannot, in good faith, not call this out too. This is bad behaviour

[NORTHERN SCUM🐊 @Unserious_Exrha]

Last season, Mason Greenwood scored 26 goals for Marseille. That’s 4 more than Messi’s Ligue 1 career goals.

[Iveomachukwu @iphy_chidozie]

9-5ers whose salary has finished watching y’all talk about the IPO

[sosa @Free_S0sa]

my own first date na imessage games

[Darker Skinn_⏰_ @UTDBradleyCarl]

Imagine standing in the drive way with your camera out just to catch your own brother's lowest moment and post it on social media🤦🏾‍♂️

[JOE (DSM)🎖 🇨🇭 @joseph_sorbari]

Na so she dress go deliver tigernut everyday? Make una no put me for talk abeg.

[Rance @son_of_uki]

Idolo, one random short guy from argentina b wan use POS slip settle goat debate yesterday o 😂

[Joanne🎀 @Msjoanneeee]

I raise you "pomade"

[︎ًLevi @WittyLevi]

The moment he sits down, you know that shit is serious.

[Mak @mak_aura]

If Epstein was a woman, they'd blame the kids.

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

the hardest part of growth is admitting that some of your pain has your own fingerprints on it.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Growing up with the phrase “Wikipedia isn’t a valid source,” only to end up in a daily life where everyone says, “Just ask ChatGPT.”

[Don Jay of Arsenal @Donjaytrix001]

The only worst thing than being a Nigerian is being an Indian

[The Sinister Gringo @connecticut_guy]

White dudes will see some ass and start writing a racial manifesto

[Python c'est la vie @PythonCEstLaVie]

3 ingénieurs de chez Michelin ont fait un infarctus en voyant cette vidéo

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

Sony and Nokia really bottled a generational lead.

[haze🧸 @ihyhaze]

Being bald will be a sign of poverty in twenty years

[Luna M ✨ @tiredfeminist_]

Finding you guilty because you didn’t greet😭