“You’re Ethan?”

Not-very-well-known writer of nonsense. Pansexual nigga. Reformed baller. We may or may not have fucked. SVP of Autos at MoneyChat.

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By the way i exist elsewhere at https://t.co/jNjSNha08F

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@Tyre_94 Type of shit I be on

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And I ammmmmmm

[ēdē @theidi_]

If youre bday is in June happy pride youre a battymon

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New shit coming to my @Substack soon.

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I think I want to write again.

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@blakesley_ Chill Christopher Moltisanti

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Why didn't y'all tell me Horizon 6 takes up 130 fuck ass GB of storage on Xbox Series S?

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@Tyre_94 The Warriors.

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Maserati exhaust sound like Shirley Caesar.

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@blakesley_ I agree

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I was watching First Take with my 82 year old dad the other day and had to explain to him who @THEKIDMERO was.

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I once ate a quadruple baconator inside this very restaurant while I was very fucked up.

[Riley @NeersRS]

While terribly unfortunate, the double decker Mecca of Wendy’s can still be visited in Boone, North Carolina for those who need to fill this sudden hole in their lives

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Missing my mother today. May her soul be eternally proud of me.

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In the moment it doesn't really hurt much. Afterwards... that's another story.

[Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE]

im asking yall cause im sure yall been punched in the face before but does it hurt as bad as it looks?

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I'm just waiting for the day I can drive a Land Cruiser across my agave plantation with a Draco in my lap quietly reflecting on how I got there and everyone that died for me to live.

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I don't miss drinking whole bottles of Hennessy in one sitting

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@mccauley318 I think it was a mixture of both reasons honestly. And this was before he bought their catalogue.

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I don't hate The Girl Is Mine, but it is out of place on the album. That said, Mike knew he had to do a single for white audiences. Every black artist back then had to do it.

[MusChampion @Less_HumbleTeej]

Thriller has 8 perfect songs and then they just had to make a song for #them

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@ImpatienTourist If you lived down here in America they would've fired you even though you scheduled the time off.