Eric Goldberg

TV Writer & Eater of soup dumplings

[Eric Goldberg @egoldy23]

@pattonoswalt Sorry for your loss of you.

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Carlos Mencia getting arrested for tax evasion… this time he ripped off Richard Pryor.

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I’m hearing Ted Turner died at 7:05

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@TomBrady This seems very real.

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Vonn practiced the crash and hospital visit then she nailed it in the finals. Good for her.

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The table in @TheBearFX had some serious Doctor Who TARDIS technology going on.

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New Pope just fired pirates manager Derek Shelton.

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Drake winning makes me think that Drake didn’t bet on Drake.

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@CourtneyRCronin PS… Fire me.

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Tyson was robbed.

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People who followed Infowars won’t know the difference from it and @TheOnion

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@JomboyMedia So his wife is okay with him taking off his shoe and sock?

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Is Reese Witherspoon and her sweater the new Groundhog?

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Chris Farley would have been an amazing Tim Walz.

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A note to the world

Jimmy Fallon and the red hot chilli peppers do not represent us.

Love,
Los Angeles

[Outspoken™️ @Out5p0ken]

@pesach_lattin Trump should be forced to carry Vance full term. No exceptions.

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This year’s home run derby is a virtual who’s who of who’s that.

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@TheHoopCentral @usabasketball Why isn’t Bronny on this team?!?!

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It would be a total baller move if after @KingJames made the Lakers sign his friend to coach and his son to play, he took his talents to another team.

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Day 36 of watching Dune 2 on my iPhone in 3 minute intervals. So far the movie is just okay.