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@daveweigel Sweatpants

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@missmayim @Jeopardy Love the whole damn look!

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@missmorenab Arthur!! What a great name. We need all the good news we can get these days.

[E gor @egorspws]

National Treasure

[RUTH BUZZI @Ruth_A_Buzzi]

Someone asked how much I usually spend on a bottle of wine. I don't know; half an hour?

[E gor @egorspws]

@popLOCKEdropit A teeny tiny buldge in his jeans. U know, the one where his wallet should be. I'm done paying.

[E gor @egorspws]

@janemarielynch I want a friend like you!

[RUTH BUZZI @Ruth_A_Buzzi]

What idiot would put Gorilla Glue in her hair? Everyone with a brain knows it's just for bra straps.

[E gor @egorspws]

@smithsj penultimate

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@bourgeoisalien B, Please YouTube Ask a Mortician & watch her vid on funeral system collapsing. Everyone needs to see & I can't share rn

[E gor @egorspws]

@bourgeoisalien Also, today is the 4 year anniversary of the car wreck that amputated my right leg ; (

[E gor @egorspws]

@bourgeoisalien why you gotta be so ungrateful B? Biden raised my food stamps from $16. to $19.! #truestory #generalstrike

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

It's almost as if the stock market was nothing but a crock of shit.

[E gor @egorspws]

You should be following her. One of the original comic genius'

[RUTH BUZZI @Ruth_A_Buzzi]

Can't a lady just wait for a bus in peace?

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@Ruth_A_Buzzi this is amazing!

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@TheTweetOfGod BUT OMG MICHELLE OBAMA SHOWED HER BICEPS! !!!!

[E gor @egorspws]

@davenewworld_2 With thoes pretty eyes he gonna make friends real quick.

[E gor @egorspws]

@davenewworld_2 No victim no crime is one of Bob Marley's best songs.

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@AOC @Taniel Except for politicians who aid domestic terrorists, right?

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WTF is this pic! Can't stop laughing!

[E gor @egorspws]

@CoriBush The more I see of you, the more you impress. Kick ass and let @TheTweetOfGod sort it out.