𝐄𝐯𝐞 ⋆˚꩜｡

live laugh lobotomy

[𝐄𝐯𝐞 ⋆˚꩜｡ @egr_98]

can’t wait to read Molly Mae’s book :)

[george 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @gmbarnard22]

How are we actually going to solve the AI poster epidemic? Must we be subjected to horrible identical slop from every single pub and shop for the rest of time?

[ells @ellsclare]

sorry but can I share how I received a Vinted parcel today (toy for my son)

[$ @jxtsummer]

i'm so happy when i get off work. i feel like i just got released from jail

[n 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇩🇨🇻🇨🇼🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @neptunestardust]

bring back the england I used to know

[Liam @SomosLos_Rojos]

If all the boomers ‘just got on’ with the heatwave of 76’ then why the fuck don’t they shut up about it 50 years later

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

unfortunately i’m not addicted to the grind i am addicted to the unwind i love chilling and relaxation and overall taking it easy

[danny @d4nnytye]

hate when you’re waiting for the green man like some pedestriancel and you get absolutely jaywalkmogged by a rightofwaychad. fuck

[kris @notwithhaste__]

england on a sunny day is 23 in the sun and 4 in the shade

[𝐄𝐯𝐞 ⋆˚꩜｡ @egr_98]

when you get ghosted after 2 dates but you’re only sad because you left your vape at his house

[𝐄𝐯𝐞 ⋆˚꩜｡ @egr_98]

why is everyone on hinge so BORING. Yeah we get it you all love padel, roasts and walking the dog on a Sunday!! Now try having some personality 😍

[𝐄𝐯𝐞 ⋆˚꩜｡ @egr_98]

Why do restaurants put pea shoots on everything. Who is enjoying this??

[masha @masha_slp]

sorry i can’t come my clothes look stupid on me

[Rachel Charlton-Dailey @RachelCDailey_]

Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather

[Neet @neet_sol]

There's this cool thing at jobs where if you do your work very well you get to do other peoples work too

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“video games make you violent” ok, explain why i’m too scared to pick the rude dialogue option then

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Eric Dane has sadly passed away at the age of 53.

[𝐄𝐯𝐞 ⋆˚꩜｡ @egr_98]

you literally couldn’t pay me to be a Lucinda supporter, that girl is evil and she knows exactly what she’s doing #LoveIslandAllStars

[Sean McDonald @seanmcdonald01]

Unlucky @ReformUK

[eliz @eliza___v]

pandemic or not, why do ppl stand so CLOSE behind you while you're waiting in line???

[yurning for franchaela @freaksesca]

who gaf about valentine’s day, this saturday is bridgerton season 4 part 2 trailer