Emily the Greek 🇬🇷

CPA living the dream.

[Emily the Greek 🇬🇷 @egrecque]

Today I learned that there is an age at which men are old enough to crush their own balls when sitting, and my teacher was this man’s face. I can’t recall the last time I laughed this hard. I just keep watching and laughing. I’m coughing. I’m wheezing. And watching and laughing.

[Matt Kulper @mattkulper]

The @StreamOnMax launch is already a huge wtf cuz I’ve signed in through my provider and it prompts me to renew my sub? Womp womp.

[Emily the Greek 🇬🇷 @egrecque]

@orangemeatball @StreamOnMax HBO still exists. Presumably that’s actual HBO content.

[Josh @joshwrotethat]

How fitting that the @StreamOnMax app @warnerbros is now telling us we must install and use instead of #HBOMax doesn’t even work. What else is left at this point for #Zaslav to fuck up? Because I’m sure he’s hard at work on it now. 🙄

[Emily the Greek 🇬🇷 @egrecque]

@MaintenancePod Hearing @RottenInDenmark’s genuine shock at the existence of pedometers. So delightful. (But also frfr on @yrfatfriend’s response about WW!!)

[Emily the Greek 🇬🇷 @egrecque]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! Barely. 👵🏻#MyTwitterAnniversary

[Emily the Greek 🇬🇷 @egrecque]

I hope all the old sex toys that end up in landfills get together and form a chosen family like the toys in the Toy Story movies.

[Emily the Greek 🇬🇷 @egrecque]

Ohhho excuse me? There’s literally a term for Marians offering unsolicited advice.

[Peg Aloi @themediawitch]

I'm very happy the government is paying for free COVID tests by mail again. Maybe they could also include some N95 masks in those mailings. And maybe they could consider funding contact tracing again. And sick leave payments for those who miss work due to illness.

[Emily the Greek 🇬🇷 @egrecque]

When you’re 38 and still listen to @SarahMcLachlan after a tough therapy session.

[Emily the Greek 🇬🇷 @egrecque]

Thanks to @SaraBareilles, my top Spotify artist for the second year running. I couldn’t stop listening to Fire. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/SjxL0v9TK3

[Adam Wren @adamwren]

“The fact that we’ve got a state in the Midwest — that’s probably one of the most consequential battleground states in the country — that now has a Democratic trifecta for the first time in nearly 40 years heading into 2024, it just changes everything,” @MalloryMcMorrow says.

[Emily the Greek 🇬🇷 @egrecque]

@prologi @kosmicala We may only fantasize…

[Michael Thomas @curious_founder]

Recently I learned about a man who has trained 1,000+ people to block wind and solar projects.

I read through all his training materials, presentations, and seminars.

Here's what I learned about him and how his students plan to "win the war on clean energy."

🧵

[Emily the Greek 🇬🇷 @egrecque]

Was this at Renaissance Saturday? Detroiters and our colorful language… 🤣

[Renee @PettyLupone]

Obama: I’m getting old and gray.

Black lady: You fine than a mfer.

[Emily the Greek 🇬🇷 @egrecque]

@ijayt205 @TiawiaGames I wish he had!

[Emily the Greek 🇬🇷 @egrecque]

@One_L Can’t remember what Lake Charlevoix is like. Most of the inland lakes are a no go for me.

[Emily the Greek 🇬🇷 @egrecque]

@One_L Who went swimming?

[Emily the Greek 🇬🇷 @egrecque]

@GohfR You leaving us?