Elena

that’s show biz baby

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@johnkrasinski says I graduated, so I graduated! Thanks for giving the class of #uncw2020 something to celebrate! @somegoodnews

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Actually everyone out pizzas the hut

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@IvanaSuzette That’s a resounding no

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Who tf is Bruno and why don’t we talk about him

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Uber Eats emails me every Friday night like they know me 😭😭 they do but still

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Everyone’s all excited for Thanksgiving and Christmas now yet nobody has even taken a second to mourn Spirit Halloween

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@IvanaSuzette This just made me realize I’ve been looking at my September calendar for the past week

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Having a pug on tiktok decide what kind of day I’m going to have seems about right for 2021

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I’m not a realist I have anxiety

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@katiezbeck You’re right 😭

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I like to think I’m Roy Kent but actually I’m Higgins. Someone who watches Ted Lasso please understand this.

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Is the new Wonka a horror movie like the first 2?

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I love when people are so dramatic and say “I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy” like really Brenda the flu is too much for your WORST enemy

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@meegangilbert Me at TJ Maxx 20 minutes ago:

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He has a job interview later

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I’m not ashamed that I like twilight. I AM ashamed that I’m attracted to a 20-something year old man playing a 100 year old vampire who looks like a 17 year old guy.

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Me after my doctor prescribed me depression meds with the ~possible~ side effect of crippling anxiety

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Are you ever driving and you think about how if you got in an accident the outfit you’re wearing is the outfit every first responder would see you in? No?

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@meegangilbert They’ve had to have seen worse

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No?

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Is Drake in 2021 bigger than Michael Jackson at his peak⁉️🤔