Erika Guess

Amateur Aesthete. Tiny Dancer. Lego maniac. (she/her)

[Erika Guess @eguess44]

Hey @Z104fans I called your radio station back in 1991 to dedicate Bryan Adams “Everything I do, I do it for You” to my fourth-grade boyfriend, Todd. I’d like to un-dedicate that song, on the basis of what I saw on his Facebook profile. Thank you!

[Erika Guess @eguess44]

You’re either with @AnselElgort or you’re with me. It’s time to choose a side. #anselelgorp

[Erika Guess @eguess44]

@PAHSCAVS Has this afternoon’s performance been cancelled?

[Erika Guess @eguess44]

@LaughAtMolly I’m glad to hear it!

[Erika Guess @eguess44]

I have five friends who have tried candle making professionally, two of whom are retired from the biz. Is this a normal amount of candlemaker friends, or am I exceptional?

[Erika Guess @eguess44]

@britculb I define “professional” as anyone who sells a candle they made. 3 of my 5 candle friends were doing it full time with no side hustle!

[Erika Guess @eguess44]

Unfortunately, I think Kyrsten Sinema’s
fashion crimes will continue to go unpunished.

[Senate Press Gallery @SenatePress]

S. Res. 376, clarifying the dress code for the floor of the Senate, was adopted by unanimous consent.

[Erika Guess @eguess44]

@britculb You probably know this, but I’ve heard Outback Steakhouse has lots of options for allergies. They take cross-contamination seriously.

[Erika Guess @eguess44]

FOR REAL THOUGH WE DESERVE BETTER. Is Europe hogging all the good sweaters?

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

The quality of sweaters has declined so greatly in the last twenty years that I think it genuinely necessitates a national conversation

[Erika Guess @eguess44]

@britculb My kids still do this, and they are teenagers. And you know what? It warms my heart that they’re working together to deliberately annoy their mother. 💕

[Erika Guess @eguess44]

@Taltyelemna @dieworkwear WHO WEARS THAT MUCH POLYESTER AT THE BEACH?

[Erika Guess @eguess44]

Growing up in the same town that Pat Robertson lived in, he kind of became background noise and we forget how utterly despicable he was.

[Erika Guess @eguess44]

@britculb You’re doing great. I’m impressed that you have the discipline to go to bed early and make sure you get enough sleep.

[Erika Guess @eguess44]

@gretchenrubin A dense garden. My mother taught me to plant flowers sparingly, but it feels decadent to plant a 4” petunia pot without dividing it first.

[Erika Guess @eguess44]

@britculb I am ready for his glow-up

[Erika Guess @eguess44]

I’m tired of Elon Musk trying to be funny.

Is it even possible to be funny if you’re abhorrently wealthy?

Billionaires are boring. Let that sink in…

[Matt McGillvray (he/him) @MattMcGillvray]

@williamlegate For a guy who has racked up so many recent Ls, it is crazy that he is just getting rid of the only W he had

[Erika Guess @eguess44]

@Roryod2 @windmillchemo @ChristnNitemare Ok, but what kind of psychopath is wearing wool and linen at the same time? That’s just practical advice. There’s no climate where that works.

[Erika Guess @eguess44]

@amberlnettles Oooh! Garden center or botanical garden. Art museum. Maybe shopping at some out-of-the-way boutique I’ve been meaning to check out but they’re not open past 6 and I never have the time. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[Erika Guess @eguess44]

@britculb How was it?

[Jude Atwood @JudeAtwood]

BENOIT BLANC AS DOGS
a Knives Out Thread

Benoit Blanc as a Golden Retriever

[Erika Guess @eguess44]

@NULLgarity @Gh0stPaws Every time. I’m looking around like “can we stop now? What about now?” I love dancing, but there must be a better way.