Evan Guffin

Sleep. Music. Sarcasm.

[Evan Guffin @eguffin]

Ohio - you stupid idiots voted for Bernie fucking Moreno

[Evan Guffin @eguffin]

Girls love to be like “did I lock my car?” and then continue to hit the lock button 17 times

[Jordan Grimes (on Bluesky @cafedujord) @cafedujord]

Me every time a new supreme court decision comes out lately

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: The 1.5-degree Celsius target limit for average global temperatures will likely be surpassed within the next five years, the U.N. weather agency predicts. https://t.co/I95X6Yavrx

[chekovian jubilee @CollieYimby]

Guys who make $45k a year with a $900/month truck payment about to be furious.

[Evan Guffin @eguffin]

@theDaymonator Whoa this is a strong opinion to “ease” your way back on here

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

I always feel awful for the elves. You took the job 80 years ago to make some whimsical rocking horses, 4 parts tops. And now you're soldering an iPad motherboard with your arthritic, cinnamon-scented hands. A brutal gig.

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

If Yall thought Bobby Bonilla day is hilarious….

[Evan Guffin @eguffin]

The polar express is a 1/10 movie at best

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

The greatest thanksgiving ever.

[Evan Guffin @eguffin]

Imagine having enough disposable income to purchase a large van/bus and customizing it only to use it less than 10 times a year at a tailgate

[Evan Guffin @eguffin]

Simply no.

[PCMag @PCMag]

X will begin to have users verify their identity by having them submit a selfie alongside a government issued ID. The process requires users to consent to X storing their information for 30 days and sharing it with AU10TIX, an identity verification company based in Israel.

[Evan Guffin @eguffin]

Came to Banff and out of all the views, somehow this is the best photo I took

[Mike Polk Jr. @mikepolkjr]

Next time Ohio politicians start lecturing you about the importance of fiscal responsibility be sure to remind them that taxpayers just shelled out roughly 20 million dollars to pay for a special election that simply maintained the same voting rights we've had since 1912. #OH

[Evan Guffin @eguffin]

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[Evan Guffin @eguffin]

This is probably the best tiny desk performance I've ever watched

https://t.co/ookvZ4gQ3f

[Bobby Booshay @BobbyBooshay216]

This Fred Again tiny desk is crazy!

[Evan Guffin @eguffin]

Just finished interviewing someone for an internship and then realize there's two open cases of beer behind me in my office.

[Netflix Is A Joke @NetflixIsAJoke]

triples is best. I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE WITH TIM ROBINSON. season 3. may 30.