Emalie Guill

ya mama

[𝙏𝙈 ☆ KӨDΛK 💫 🇺🇸🇲🇽 ☆ @HoodiKodak]

This might be the greatest stat ever

[Lemon Hut🌳 @lemonhut2]

When I’m home alone high as fuck and someone knocks at the door:

[ً @artfuIchaos]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers i don't approve

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

when I get up to drink water at night and things get out of control

[ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[a @yyioom]

life when your only social media was youtube

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

Me when I overhear somebody talking about a show i love:

[ѕα’нαяαн 🌺 @SaharahRain]

I love potatoes. It doesn’t matter if it’s fried, mashed, baked, smothered, or loaded.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Having a good day as an adult is literally:
• got paid
• ate something good
• nobody annoyed me
• went home
• sleep

[Qsama bin Johnston @QsamaBJohnston]

A diarrhea outbreak in Ohio? I guess you could call it the “Cleveland Browns”