Eric

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Bro put AI into a Big Mouth Billy Bass and now the fish gives him motivational speeches to get him to work out

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

the beacon is lit. gondor calls for aid

[Reyan Luera 👆🏽❤️🖤🌵 @dark_dancer2008]

So. I just saw that Yas is in the Oxford Dictionary. 😂

[Eric @eh002e]

@bunnygarden @MBTA Fix this slow zone!?#prioritize. #fastfromCentral

[Eric @eh002e]

@MBTA Ug. Fix the slow zone between central and Harvard. So painful!

[Eric @eh002e]

@GaymerChat Going to lose that toe nail :(

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

My freshman year roommate sat me down Day 1 and was like “Heads up: I’ll be bringing lots of girls and maybe even some guys to the dorm this year so, if that scares you, grow up cuz this ain’t high school!”

Anyway, he brought one girl back the whole year and now they’re married.

[𝚃𝚘𝚖 𝙻𝚊𝚠𝚝𝚘𝚗 💙 @LawtonTri]

In conversation with @microlabdoc earlier, I discovered that not everyone knows of the hamster's prodigious capacity for alcohol.

They love it so much they prefer to drink 15% ethanol instead of water, and can tolerate relative quantities that would kill a human. 1/

[Eric @eh002e]

@williamferr94 First Chicago then LA in March

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

(Captions please.) https://t.co/iYUYPIliNy

[Eric @eh002e]

@philipjonathn Friendly's!

[Eric @eh002e]

@thejjmg @SaulleBilly @MrStorm Empty at 1/4 full is normal.

[Eric @eh002e]

@thejjmg I thought they were teeth

[Eric @eh002e]

@thejjmg I know I was thinking wtf spielberg

[Eric @eh002e]

Sony Pictures Entertainment: LeVar Burton should be the next host of Jeopardy! - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/aKZOTPhiXB via @Change