Wes Mantooth

as far as ancient astronaut theorists are concerned

[Kevin Papetti @KPapetti]

Me when Alfredsson's power play goes 0/10 against the Sens tonight

[Lance Corporate @lance_corporate]

For $200, I’ll come over wearing a tool belt and a branded polo and tell your wife the renovation she wants to do is impossible because that’s a load bearing wall

[Tony Vegas @tonypayments]

“Yo send me the pic we took last night”

The pic:

[DKelly 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 @1Nicdar]

The Buffalo Bills have just released their new logo for the upcoming 2026 season.

🤦🏻‍♂️ 🤣 🤣 🤣

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

If your line cook died and you replaced them with a random sibling your restaurant would likely fail immediately but apparently being a senator requires less experience than being a line cook

[Gabriel 𑁍 @vodimtenigranku]

O rato Remy de Ratatouille vindo checar se os clientes estavam satisfeitos

[Jeff Dye @JeffDye]

Soccer. 😂

[Jason Gallagher @jga41agher]

Kawhi celebrating his return to Toronto

[Carter Donnick @CDonnick1]

Happy NHL Draft Day

[Hey Fagatha @HeyFagatha]

My mom has only seen the first Toy Story so I told her they made Woody trans and now goes by Jessie

[steph ⚔️ @retro_steph]

I truly think he picked 8 because he thought it was a B

[Wes Mantooth @eh_smith04]

@McKennaMVP Pretty dry hair.

[Co-op Tory 🍁 @CoopTory]

The Birds of Canada banknote series was so peak.

[Ellie Lucas @FrontRowEllie]

It's just so perfect. Russell saying "this is from Isaiah" multiple times like he's about to start reading, then going back to flipping pages. The stone cold silence. Piers doing an Office bit looking into the camera. 10/10, no notes.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

No clip has ever summed up performative Christianity this perfectly.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

Oof

[Humanity First @Atomsmade]

There are more flaws in Noah’s flood story than in most of the Bible put together. It doesn’t expose science, it exposes how little ancient writers understood about the world.

They say the whole Earth was covered in water, even mountains. Simple question: where did all that water come from, and where did it disappear to after? Earth isn’t hiding extra oceans in a basement.

Then forty days of nonstop rain somehow floods the planet. Rain doesn’t work like magic. If that much water came from the sky, the heat and pressure alone would turn the world into chaos.

Then one wooden boat holds every animal. Think about that for two seconds: lions, elephants, birds, snakes, insects, cows, termites, pandas, parasites, all in one boat. Food, water, cages, waste, disease, fighting, cleaning. Eight people handling that is comedy, not history.

Then after the flood, every animal spreads back across the world. So kangaroos hopped to Australia, penguins waddled to Antarctica, sloths crawled to South America, and none of them left clear traces on the way? Ridiculous!

Then plants somehow survive months underwater. Forests drowned, crops ruined, land destroyed, but animals step off the boat to a ready-made buffet?

Then two of each animal restart whole species. That means extreme inbreeding from day one. Anyone who knows basic breeding knows that’s a disaster plan, not a survival plan.

Then fish are expected to survive too, while freshwater mixes with saltwater across the whole planet. Many species would die fast.
And if a worldwide flood happened recently, Earth should show one giant mud layer everywhere. It doesn’t.

So the real lesson is simple: Noah’s flood sounds exactly like what ancient people with zero knowledge of weather, biology, geography, or common sense would write. It’s not history. It’s mythology dressed up as fact.

[Duck Odour @djsinnimin]

Interesting