Steve Watkins

If I had a brain tumor I would want it to counteract the purpose of my ego, so then my id and super-ego could battle each other for psychoanalytic supremacy.

[Steve Watkins @Eh_Steve_]

@jowrotethis Does Vanity Fair use the same font as Nirvana?

[Steve Watkins @Eh_Steve_]

@MinDhariwal Hahaha, weak.

[Steve Watkins @Eh_Steve_]

@AnneGroell @mashable Thanks for the dry wank.

[Steve Watkins @Eh_Steve_]

It started raining when #TRUMP took the podium at his #Inauguration. I think that America itself was crying.

[Steve Watkins @Eh_Steve_]

I won't be silent about this. #Canada #canadiansagainsttrump #TRUMP

[Steve Watkins @Eh_Steve_]

If @AdamSandler was a font, he'd be comic sans.

[NAIT Campus Radio @NR92]

If you are a @NAIT student come join us at @TheNestTG from 4:30-6 tonight to play Super Smash Bros with your friends!

[Steve Watkins @Eh_Steve_]

Hey @NAIT,come to @NAITSA for some free cupcakes today from 12-1 to find out more about "Smash the Nest!" #NR92smash

[Steve Watkins @Eh_Steve_]

Hey @sugeknight, if you want to avoid $25 million bail then you should watch this video. https://t.co/wqEvsmmPph

[Steve Watkins @Eh_Steve_]

@EdmontonOilers fans are like battered wives trying desperately to rationalize the abuse drunk of a husband. #oilerssuck

[Steve Watkins @Eh_Steve_]

This cat is my nemesis. And he's always watching.... #creepycats

[Steve Watkins @Eh_Steve_]

Life in #Settlersofcattan is every bit as ruthless as life in #Westeros. https://t.co/Hs2AaEn4rz

[Steve Watkins @Eh_Steve_]

And he would have gotten away with it if wasn't for those meddling kids! #GameOfThrones #ASOIAF

[Steve Watkins @Eh_Steve_]

In honor of #LeonardNimoy, I've made it my personal mission to Spock every five I find. #SpockingFives #LLAP

[Steve Watkins @Eh_Steve_]

Welcome to Cattan, where friends are lost. #cattan

[Steve Watkins @Eh_Steve_]

This is @RondaRousey. If you didn't already know, she's fucks people up professionally. https://t.co/GO2GH7RvO9

[Steve Watkins @Eh_Steve_]

#potatoes #getyourshittogether

[Steve Watkins @Eh_Steve_]

Rockin the mic. #iloveschool

[Steve Watkins @Eh_Steve_]

I'm pretty sure the salted caramel doughnut is proof that #timhortons is actively trying to give us diabetes.

[Steve Watkins @Eh_Steve_]

To all my fellow #StarTrek fans, it's clear what we must do. #ProjectGenesis #LeonardNimoy http://t.co/wKIyB22SAA