I think the proudest moment of my life so far is not the fact I published a thesis, but the fact I got away with a West Wing quote instead of a dedication page in said thesis. @Richard_Schiff
We only rate dogs. This is a gremlin that just worked a double shift. Not sure they should be driving. Please offer them a lift, and only send dogs. Thank you… 13/10
@IDmeSupport I've sent countless tickets trying to get my account unlocked to do my job verifying Medicaid patients. This has been going on for a month now. I need assistance from a human please.
it's another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY - SO MIND YOUR BUSINESS.
FAWNS, DROP EM'.
BIRDS, LEAVE EM'.
RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
FOXES?! -SWIPER NO SWIPING.
ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.
Rosalynn Carter, the humanitarian and mental health advocate who transformed the role of America's first lady, has died. She was 96. https://t.co/8wOJ1cSglR
to celebrate my life, I've arranged to buy up others' medical debt and then destroy the debt. I am so lucky to have had access to the best medical care at @MSKCancerCenter and am keenly aware that so many in our country don't have access to good care. https://t.co/8gAJm5agcp
The Gilbert Police Department is requesting the public’s assistance in identifying a suspect in an alleged aggravated assault that occurred at the Goodwill located near Warner and Val Vista Roads the evening of Oct. 28, 2023.
Parents, now is the time to be on guard. We are once again reminding you to be diligent about checking your child's candy throughout the Halloween season. Our biologists have just found THREE invasive bighead carp rolled up and shoved inside an almond joy. We are appalled.
In Navajo culture, an eclipse is about solemnity — not spectacle. It marks the end of a cycle and the power of when the moon and sun are in alignment. When the sun is blocked, it is undergoing a rebirth. https://t.co/NWLe6rXwys
After a college student finally found a treatment that worked, the insurance giant decided it wouldn’t pay for the costly drugs. His fight to get coverage exposed the insurer’s hidden procedures for rejecting claims. https://t.co/6FBhhxOTPX