America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country.
The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not.
I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.
Let’s make a deal, Mr. President:
You release your college transcript, I’ll release mine, and we’ll see who was the better student.
Loser has to fund the Post Office.
To the Karen who called me a nazi at work today because I asked if she had a mask since the city mandates it: Nazis killed over 6 million people based on their ethnicity, religion, sexual orientation, and disability. I however am just doing my part to help stop people from dying.