Evan Hatter 

Meteorologist @wxornotbg • @WKUWeather alum • Duke of Hazard • KY Colonel • Lotso sports tweets • Bat flips welcome • Opinions mine alone

[Evan Hatter  @ehatt493]

C-SPAN2 was taking the mixer feed from Doug Jones victory speech and so when he finished, the only audio on C-SPAN2 was 30 solid seconds of “Teach Me How To Dougie.”

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not sure how obscure fraley really is but it meshes with the joke

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this is like obscure former red on obscure former red crime

[MLB Jersey Numbers @NumbersMLB]

C Austin Wynns (@AustinWynns) will wear number 16. Last worn by OF Jake Fraley in 2025. #Braves

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also, what is happening with the coaching that turns their closers into blown save machines? Diaz, Pagan, Santillan

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See ya, Santillan

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The Reds bullpen is a war crime

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SALBLAN

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DUNN AND GONE

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Update: Reds now have a title sponsor for their broadcasts, so the Reds script bug has now been replaced by the sponsor’s logo (Benefits All In)

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Small detail: Reds have started using the “Reds” script logo for a bug instead of the generic MLB logo

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bring sanu back in to camp

[Jay Morrison @ByJayMorrison]

#Bengals coach Zac Taylor joked (we think) that the only way for Ja'Marr Chase to expand his game might be to throw some passes.

How many non-QBs have thrown TD passes in franchise history?
https://t.co/uBJGCgFgJO

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Media: “Here’s why Bengals players are unhappy.”

(not Charlie, the national narrative)

[Charlie Clifford @char_cliff]

Ja’Marr Chase acknowledges he was putting the squeeze on players at the Pro Bowl to come aboard in Cincinnati.

It worked with Dexter Lawrence:

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The result of some overworked and underpaid master control operator trying to juggle keeping 14 channels on 3 transmitters on the air somehow turned down the center channel on ABC network’s 5.1 mix.

WLKY used to do this, I believe intentionally, on SAP during basketball games.

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Stanley Cup Game 1 starts with no broadcast audio in Indianapolis https://t.co/oNeVknblcv

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Guy named Dunn is walking off AL Central teams…

…what year is it

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

ANOTHER BLAKE DUNN WALK-OFF

#ATOBTTR

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LOOK OUT, DUNNER

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Tito just willingly giving up an out to start the tenth. good work.

[wick e. pedia @wickterrell]

You see, the problem with the Cincinnati Reds is that they exist

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hey, I’m sorry, this is absolutely ridiculous

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

A college football national champion won't be crowned until January 25 👀

Conference championship weekend wraps up almost two months beforehand 😨

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The amazing thing is that I’m ahead of the game on correctly spelling “Momcilovic” 5 months before the season starts

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Milan said “this fanbase needs a pick-me-up”

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Reds aren’t worth a big screen or audio at this point