Emily Daubert

Star of my own makeover montage.

[Emily Daubert @ehdaubert]

@nedostup You thought he’d let him off easy? Think again.

[Emily Daubert @ehdaubert]

@nedostup Ivy. By Ivy.

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@nedostup Yesss made me feel like a lil bear cub

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@bfishbfish Pls send to me

[Emily Daubert @ehdaubert]

@nedostup It me.

[Emily Daubert @ehdaubert]

“I have to whip these eggs into shape.”- me, whipping egg whites.

[Emily Daubert @ehdaubert]

@NicholasBoyd Wow I wanted to ask what the music was all about bc clearly not MC.

[Emily Daubert @ehdaubert]

“Do it, you coward.” - me, to Jay Z who is surely withholding my tidal year in review stats rather than revealing TSwift’s inevitable domination.

[Emily Daubert @ehdaubert]

@bfishbfish I boycotted years ago. Never been happier.

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@nedostup 👏

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@nedostup Lang Syne me up for a new year amirite

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@bfishbfish 😿

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@bfishbfish @mirmathis9 Pls text me all ur lewks I crave human connection

[Emily Daubert @ehdaubert]

@bfishbfish Woah woah woah woah woah. If this is happening I may have to request a dowry

[Emily Daubert @ehdaubert]

“I used to be so ‘give a hoot don’t pollute,’ I was a complete earth mother”- my mom, on earth day.

[Emily Daubert @ehdaubert]

In Big Night, a movie Stanley Tucci wrote, produced and starred in, his character is cheating on MINNIE DRIVER with ISABELLA ROSSELLINI like who is this man?

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@bfishbfish Keep it spicy my love 🌶

[Emily Daubert @ehdaubert]

@nedostup Hahahahaha

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Amen

[Emily Daubert @ehdaubert]

@Schmeep @bfishbfish I. Am. Thriving.