Ugh I’m so jealous of families that can drink together on holidays one time I had 3 bud lights in front of my mom on my 21st birthday and she looked at me and said “slippery slope”
I love when my cats lay on me because it’s like wow y’all are OBSESSED with me you can’t stand even a molecule of space between us they really are my children
Life hack: if you sent a risky text and haven’t received a response, you can just delete that whole conversation off your phone and it erases the text off the other persons phone too. Do not look into this further just believe me
The cool thing about being alive right now is you’re either one unplanned bill away from being homeless or you have enough money to end homelessness worldwide (but you will not)
Crispy Cream trying to get Rhaenyra to abandon her job as Queen of the World to run off with him and eat fuckin oranges in Essos is such an insane thing to ask like oh my god you are Pathetic!