Hannah

I have to ask my mom

[Hannah @ehduffyd]

Ugh I’m so jealous of families that can drink together on holidays one time I had 3 bud lights in front of my mom on my 21st birthday and she looked at me and said “slippery slope”

[Hannah @ehduffyd]

Why do I look hottest in the bathroom at work

[Hannah @ehduffyd]

Was the Crypt Keeper not available to run this election?

[Hannah @ehduffyd]

I love when my cats lay on me because it’s like wow y’all are OBSESSED with me you can’t stand even a molecule of space between us they really are my children

[Hannah @ehduffyd]

Life hack: if you sent a risky text and haven’t received a response, you can just delete that whole conversation off your phone and it erases the text off the other persons phone too. Do not look into this further just believe me

[Hannah @ehduffyd]

Haha no babe I like that you don’t care if I live or die I think it’s soooo hot

[Hannah @ehduffyd]

It is VITAL to talk to people other than your best friend or partner at a party, this is how you gather material for The Debrief

[Hannah @ehduffyd]

@NatFranDuff Hot pasta and frosted cookies

[Hannah @ehduffyd]

Sometimes you just gotta flip yourself off in the mirror and keep it pushin baby

[Hannah @ehduffyd]

The cool thing about being alive right now is you’re either one unplanned bill away from being homeless or you have enough money to end homelessness worldwide (but you will not)

[Hannah @ehduffyd]

I’m going camping with my family today, how many blunts should I bring? 12?

[Hannah @ehduffyd]

Crispy Cream trying to get Rhaenyra to abandon her job as Queen of the World to run off with him and eat fuckin oranges in Essos is such an insane thing to ask like oh my god you are Pathetic!

[Hannah @ehduffyd]

@NatFranDuff Correct

[Hannah @ehduffyd]

Dude I MUST be hot and talented because everyone I hangout with is hot and talented and why would they hangout with me if I wasn’t also?

[Hannah @ehduffyd]

AD HES NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, BE WITH ME INSTEAD

[Hannah @ehduffyd]

@Grace_eee No. Hope this helps :)

[Hannah @ehduffyd]

The church by my house is offering drive by ashes on Wednesday and no I am not kidding

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Sent a joke to my work crush over Teams and I heard her audibly laugh from her desk. This is what cocaine feels like.

[Hannah @ehduffyd]

@NatFranDuff I like my shit to sound like it’s being played out of a tin can thank you very much

[Hannah @ehduffyd]

@NatFranDuff @fountainofbrett Yeah Brett if it’s so good, where are the playlists?

[Hannah @ehduffyd]

@NatFranDuff I don’t know why but I feel betrayed

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