Elisha Heebner

Wife, Mom of 5, fun-loving yogi, yoga teacher, & Director of Chaos who loves to play funky music, read, sing & sell houses. Namaste!

[Elisha Heebner @eheebner]

@lady_valor_07 A hippo

[Elisha Heebner @eheebner]

@Wisdom_HQ 2?

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

outtakes from "The Shining" revelers scene

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

He. Can’t. Even. Fucking. Pronounce. The. Name. Of. The. Drug. He’s. Holding. A. Press. Conference. On. To. Lie. About.

[Elisha Heebner @eheebner]

@IndianaGPA This person was detained. No issues & this is coming from someone who was THERE. Maybe talk about the people who were actually KILLED in Minnesota and stop the fear mongering.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Oh, so when J.D. Vance was grandstanding in a grocery store about $4 eggs under Kamala Harris, it was a national crisis—but now that eggs are hitting $15 under Trump and Vance, suddenly it’s crickets?

Where’s the viral outrage video now, J.D.? Where’s the finger-pointing, the moral panic, the grand speech on America’s decline? Funny how the talking points disappear when you’re the one in power.

The truth? Egg prices aren’t about political theater, they’re about policy failures—supply chain issues, corporate price-gouging, and an unchecked avian flu outbreak that’s been wrecking production for years. But sure, let’s pretend this is just another “win” for America under Trump 2.0.

Pay attention to the hypocrisy. Because if $4 eggs were a crisis, what the hell do you call $15 eggs?

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

Boom. Ted Lieu with facts: “Trump ordered the release of 2 billion gallons of water that almost flooded farmland…this water was saved for the farmers for summer when they need it. Trump wasted all this water that isn’t even reaching LA for a PR stunt.”

[jourdain searles @judysquirrels]

I’ll vote for whoever will come at the republicans like kendrick went for drake. i’m not joking either. give me that energy or shut up. don’t email me. don’t text me. don’t ask me for anything.

[The Money Cruncher, CPA @money_cruncher]

I spent many hours going through it, so I would appreciate if you can:

1. Follow me @money_cruncher
2. Retweet the first tweet.

[Elisha Heebner @eheebner]

@money_cruncher Nice

[Jessica Chastain @jes_chastain]

Ladies & gentlemen, I give you… Jon Stewart

[Elisha Heebner @eheebner]

@richardmarx Are the allowed to talk politics in a church? Don’t they lose their tax status?

[Eagles Nation @PHLEaglesNation]

RETWEET IF YOUR SQUAD IS 8-0 ‼️🦅🦅🦅

[Eagles Nation @PHLEaglesNation]

Birds win Tomorrow.
Phils win Monday.
Phils win Tuesday.
Phils win Wednesday.
Phillies are World Series Champions.
Eagles win Thursday.

RETWEET to manifest. 🙏🏻

[Eagles Nation @PHLEaglesNation]

RETWEET if your squad is UNDEFEATED. 🦅🦅🦅

[Mike Lautensack @mike_lautensack]

Co-workers enjoying Friday Happy Hour!! Go Phillies!!

#DelVal #RedOctober #GoPhillies #Chickieandpetes

[WC East Athletics @WCEVikings]

East XC Results!! Both boys and girls teams took 4th overall out of 20 schools @ Whippet Invite.
Maria Heebner 4th overall
Hannah Mento 23rd overall
Gavin Hefferan 5th overall
Jefferson Cooper 14th overall
Tyler Houp 19th overall

[WC East Athletics @WCEVikings]

Carlisle Invitational
Girls varsity-Champion race
Maria Heebner 17th overall
Team finished 11th

Boys varsity-Champion race
Team 2nd overall
Gavin Hefferan 4th overall
Tyler Houp 14th overall
Jefferson Cooper 18th overall
Boys JV
Team 15th
Jake Hennessy 10th overall @WCEastXC

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[Elisha Heebner @eheebner]

Dropping #mymike off at the hockey rink. Ran into a high school kid who was wearing a shirt that said: I ❤️ hot Mom’s. #stacysmom laughed out loud but then my son looked at me & said “ yeah I’m not wearing that”. Ha ha ha