anna

you either die a good pupper or you live long enough to see yourself become a bad doggo.

[anna @ehhrat]

my mom is making a line of hip greeting cards, bless her soul

[shelby wolstein @ShelbyWolstein]

times are starting to feel precedented

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Reminder that Brett Kavanaugh *still* remains credibly accused of sexual assault on multiple accounts w/ corroborated details & this year the FBI admitted it never fully investigated.

Yet the court is letting him decide on whether to legalize forced birth in the US. No recusal.

[marty, @martycomma]

"We must protect Western values"

the values :

[helena riley @freshhel]

I love dry cereal it feels like im eating dog food for girls

[i praydalor my sodakeep @almondtiddies]

if maslow knew about dipping sauces he would have put them in his little hierarchy

[Kevin McCaffrey @KevinMcCaff]

Sincere question: How do the Republican congresspeople offering Kyle Rittenhouse an internship even know he’s Republican? Has he published papers about tax policy? Or is it just a vibe based on, I dunno, something else?

[JakkiiSaid....Shhhh @jakkiisaid]

@TheDailyShow @joncoopertweets

[chase @cfree94]

a little bit alexis (10 minute version) (alexis’s version)

[Amanda Guinzburg (guinz.bsky.social) @Guinz]

Jesus Christ on a triscuit.

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

In American media the outrage is not that extreme poverty exists, it’s that it’s adjacent to rich people. The victimized party being centered here isn’t those living in squalor it’s those in luxury condos who have to see them.

[Wild Geerters @steinkobbe]

The middle class family in question

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

i know that’s right queen

[Hannah Pratt @HannahRosePratt]

To every server everywhere: no, I do not have anything fun planned after this. This was it. I’m going home to wear a hoodie and maybe eat more.

[merritt k (not really here anymore) @merrittk]

Saddest thing in the world is a cartoon mouse cutting off paper-thin slices of a single bean for his dinner

[cakes with threatening auras @threateningcake]

brrrr I am so cold. Would be a shame if someone sat on me like a little hen

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

I hate when I look down at my phone for a minute during a show and I miss something because I forgot I don't speak Korean

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

I do not feel this way