Ehimen

[Yusuf @YusufTahirAdamu]

Things that take down entire governments in other places happen every three market days here

[Oloye. @Ol0ye]

All jokes apart. Tinubu has been the worst president in the history of Nigerian democracy.

- Naira lost 42% of its value. That's almost half of your earnings lost to bad government policy.
- Petrol has gone from 145/L to N1900/L in some states. A 1210% increase which ushered in obscene level of inflation. So your earnings lost value through devaluation, and whatever is left loses even more in purchasing power.
- The 2025 Global Report on Food Crises found Nigeria had the largest increase in acute food insecurity worldwide in 2024.
- The World Bank figures cited in Daily Trust show poverty rising from 56% in 2023 to 61% in 2024 and 63% in 2025. That is roughly 139 million people, about 35 million more than when he took office.
-Nigeria's dollar-measured GDP fell from the largest in Africa to the fourth, per IMF data. We went from the giant of Africa to just another random country in Africa which made the lives of Nigerians living in places like South Africa less secure as South Africans started to view them as leeches rather than a big brother here for the love.
-Over 1,100 abductions were reported in early 2026 alone. And these are the reported cases.
- Premium Times, analysing ACLED data, found about 4,500 killed and 7,000 kidnapped in Tinubu's first year. The previous year had 2,606 killed and 3,523 abducted.
- ACLED recorded 18,079 killed and 8,043 abducted between May 2023 and May 2025. Borno (4,710), Zamfara (2,659) and Katsina (2,010) had the most deaths.
- Dataphyte's three-year review put civilian deaths at over 14,000 by ACLED data. Nigeria is a more dangerous place to live than many active warzones and countries witnessing armed conflict. Close to 20,000 human lives lost to terrorism including army generals.

Tl;dr: Nigerian lives have seen the sharpest fall in quality of life since Tinubu assumed office and we must all focus on these facts and ensure we send him back to Bourdillon come February.

Vote NDC.

[Stikesh 7 @Stikesh3]

The hustle na to make my babe proud,My mama get other children.

[Neet @neet_sol]

college is the same as being unemployed but your parents are proud of you

[. @Fimiye]

this country has given me no reason to be a patriot, let alone a tribalist. yoruba, igbo, hausa, fulani, fuck all tribes, i hate everybody equally

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

The Governor of Edo state.

[sugarplum @proseluvr]

just realized I'm not 19 anymore... in fact, I haven't been 19 for a long time...

[Ada is a girl💗 @faveda12]

going to church with a woke mindset is like you’re rage baiting yourself 😂

[captain @kaptainswago]

time wey i suppose use hustle for jss2 i dey use am dey copy home economics note 💔

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

If you grew up in Nigeria..

The moment you turn 18(or should I say the moment you gain any form of freedom/consciousness)

You have to spend the next 10 years UNLEARNING things.

Else, you go too useless mentally as adult.

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

Wallahi my heart is not in this Uni shit anymore I just want to be free and unemployed

[Valtoré⚕️ @Valtorewrites]

I need to be mysteriously brilliant before November

[y4yi @yxyiagain]

guy shut up

[Ayomide 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

I never dodged reading out loud in class. I was praying the teacher would pick the longest paragraph so I could show off my vocabulary and pronunciation. 😭😭

[Gideonn|QA Engineering @AdeGiveon]

But will they fall in love with you?

[Nyx @mnenaaaa]

Uni life is having 30k for a week and spending 28600 on a random Tuesday.

[Ehimen @ehiizojay]

I’d feel it in my soul when somebody preach my gospel, 🙂‍↔️it’s okay though everybody needs enlightenment.

[elsa @callmeMaharani]

your ex is out there repeating your philosophies to some new person who now thinks they're deep.

[Ayo @thelifeoflateef]

my papa press 3.7 give my sister for my front for school fees. Walahi I no sure say I wan follow una born sha
3.7 debit on a random Sunday🤣

[𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝙰𝙻𝙻🥷🏾 @alithasimp]

The first rule of Twitter is you do not tell people in real life about your Twitter

[Ehimen @ehiizojay]

If I shaved my eyebrows would I look crazy ?