erika 🌒

me and my cries for help

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

There’s worms in the beef and there is poop on the lettuce and tomato. Cheese isn’t real and the ketchup gives you cancer. They’ve ruined the burger. And we just watched.

[Genie @lettersfromjuno]

If you need help getting over yourself, I’m begging you to get into improv

[PotatoMcWhiskey @PotatoMcWhiskey]

Once again I am asking people the question - is profit a good measure of what people value? Of what society values? Should having clean streets be profitable? Profit is a perverse incentive that infiltrates every aspect of your life with rent seeking behaviour

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

Top Ten Reasons You Should Hire Me Despite My Disillusionment With Reality And My Subsequent Hatred For The System

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

i hope you see me not only as a friend but also as a liability

[erica cheng 鄭伊澄 @oop_echeng]

this is like the houston version of the waffle house index

[austerity is theft @wideofthepost]

Reminder: ICE has ZERO jurisdiction to stop or arrest people for traffic violations or disorderly conduct. They have no authority to stop you from recording them. They’re not cops. They’re immigration agents. They can’t execute a woman because they think she’s a “fucking bitch.”

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Either we ban AI or we reinstate Panera Suicide Beverages, I just want us to be consistent

[۠ @kitt_y]

im playing hard to want

[Jamarrius @YungxJayy]

First we had Kamala Harris going to Dick Cheney’s funeral, then we had Hillary Clinton attending a Zionist Klan rally, and now we have Gavin Newsom randomly glazing Ronald Reagan. Democrats just can’t stop embarrassing themselves.

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

2 more days till big annual leave ✨

[ellie @ellie645655]

These CAN NOT be today’s photos bro 😭😭😭 MANGIONE RELAXXX

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

The hardest part of being a liberal is conducting the War on Christmas. This year will be my 83rd tour forcing Christians to say "Happy Holidays" at gunpoint. I'm exhausted.

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

People will be like “nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped” and then post a picture of their baby

[project hail yz ☆ @everhero13]

there is someone out there who has that we are charlie kirk song as their top song on spotify wrapped btw

[erika 🌒 @ehill0999]

cooked and unc