schrödinger's Slut

she/they. whatever.

[schrödinger's Slut @ehitsgab]

Went on a first date. Got told I look like an Instagram filter in real life. Mission accomplished.

[kiki ⚡️ @SAHKMETT]

its their month

[schrödinger's Slut @ehitsgab]

Damn. Co Star really just told me to stop bein a hoe

[schrödinger's Slut @ehitsgab]

One of my favorite reads of all time. I've genuinely been laughing about it for two days

[schrödinger's Slut @ehitsgab]

@dangelno calling Andrew Schulz a "one-trick-2D-unfunny-fake-deep-fake-voice-no-poise-overrated-thanks-I-hated-it-spineless-racist-mindless-tasteless-born in 83-Gen z wannabe-who mistook Tiktok for talent-and is now killing comedy 1 braincell at a time, Respectfully" ..Perfect

[schrödinger's Slut @ehitsgab]

Being in my 30' s is realizing I may actually look better with little to no makeup than with a full face.

Wild.

[schrödinger's Slut @ehitsgab]

I've never been more humbled by anything than the camera on a new phone

[schrödinger's Slut @ehitsgab]

I know pretty privilege isn't really a thing to complain about but the reverse side is people forgetting that you're neurodivergent just because you're hot... I'm not stuck up, I'm overstimulated and unsure how to navigate social situations.

[schrödinger's Slut @ehitsgab]

About to dogsit my sister's tiny Yorkie for the next week. She's old, always follows me around and has to sleep cuddled up next to me. Last time I did this my cats barely looked at me for a month after... I'm not ready for that type of anger again 😭

[schrödinger's Slut @ehitsgab]

School finally fuckin starts again tomorrow. I'ma be in the woods all day enjoying the SILENCE

[schrödinger's Slut @ehitsgab]

Ughhh Scott Peterson supporters make me wanna bang my head against a wall. That man did it. His supporters and his bitch ass parents who raised a narcissistic, pathologically lying murderer are disgusting. Just let Laci's family have some peace!

[schrödinger's Slut @ehitsgab]

Logging into my super old email account and realizing I'm still getting emails from Neopets makes my millennial heart so happy🥹

[COZYVIBES @thespookygirll]

hey wanna go to spirit halloween then go watch hocus pocus in our pajamas and order an xl pizza

[schrödinger's Slut @ehitsgab]

I'm getting a weird amount of IG requests this week from people I haven't spoken to since highschool and it's stressing me tf out. What do y'all want?? And where are you coming from?!

[schrödinger's Slut @ehitsgab]

@Rachel_Darling Whaaaat??! That's wild!

[schrödinger's Slut @ehitsgab]

Someone on an app asked me if I had the career now that I wanted as a kid, what would I be? I told them Anna Nicole Smith. They immediately unmatched. Lmao damn nigga I was just tryna be honest 😂

[schrödinger's Slut @ehitsgab]

My dude this is a Darkasher. We don't want that!

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

They should create a living man out of the body parts of various corpses

[Jayde 🥀 @subwaypige0n]

I need you people to look up Christina Grimmie. She too was also “not even that famous”

[schrödinger's Slut @ehitsgab]

Leaving a stray earbud at someone's house who you never want to speak to again. Tragic.

[schrödinger's Slut @ehitsgab]

Absolutely love that the tramp stamp is coming back. Personally, my body isn't made for it but I'm loving seeing them on all the girlypops