Tell me you're a kick-ass parent without telling me you're a kick-ass parent.
I'll go first.
My 2-year-old is currently singing himself to sleep. His song of choice : Bicycle race by Queen
#parentingwin#teachemyoung
Dear @CanucksPR@Canucks can you PLEASE fire someone (coach? Jim Benning? Someone?) Simply on the basis of me not wanting to listen to my husband rant for hours on end every other night. Thanks!
#tiredwife#Canucks#habsfan
For all my @Katimavik alumni
Can we agree that sourdough should have been the way to go? Imagine the story of the old sourdough starter that has been passed down from one rotation to another. Sacred, sacred feeder of all that have been, and all that will come #nomorewholewheat
The one positive thing about putting on 20lbs this year is :
When I jump infront of my toddler who is running towards something that could kill him, he just bounces off me like I'm part-blimp
It's cute and sad at the same time
(only slight whiplash)
Hubby: I need to get more wrapping paper!
Me: We have some right here !?
Hubby: But Santa presents can't be wrapped in the same paper as our presents!
Me: He's not even 2.
Hubby: Yea but if he sees pictures when he's like 5, he might put 2 and 2 together!
Me: ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Is this the part I take the turkey out of the freezer? Mahm?
IS THIS THE PART I TAKE THE TURKEY OUT OF THE FREEZER? MAHM?
MAAAHM!?
INEEDANADULT
#XMAS2020
So, I propose we do
๐CHRISTMAS 2.0
๐JUNE 25TH, 2021
Get all your lights out again, cut down a tree somewhere in the mountains, mount and decorate, Invite the fam like you would in December!
Protip: you probably have enough time to ask for the time off at work!
#xmasredo
On tonight's edition of "teaching small human to talk"
Me: I
Small human: "AYE"
Me: Love
Small human: something that sounds pretty close to "love"
Me: You!
Small human: SANTA!
Damn, I ain't even mad. ๐๐
Please be forewarned :
Any post about "elf on the shelf" whether it be how "clever" or "silly" it is, or how your kids "had to have one" will merit a 30day snooze
I ain't about it folks.
I'm going to go ahead and say it :
I'm sick and tired of women with oversize brimmed hats telling me what I should be buying
Why TF is a 300$ decorative spoon a MUST on your Christmas list Lily-May?