Emma Oh

Specialized youth counselor, amateur baker and massive fan of life

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@TedLasso ... You're fit but you knoooww it 😍🎶 #thestreets

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Tell me you're a kick-ass parent without telling me you're a kick-ass parent.
I'll go first.
My 2-year-old is currently singing himself to sleep. His song of choice : Bicycle race by Queen
#parentingwin #teachemyoung

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I've introduced @Rancid's - Ruby Soho to my 2-year-old and now, much to his father's chagrin, he uses his hockey sticks as guitars. HA!
I WIN!

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What's something no one prepared you for in parenthood? I'll go first: no one prepared me for how stinky toddlers feet get. 🥴

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Can we please, for the love of God, bring back Happy Endings (the show...)

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#SuperBowl2021 is the most epic Guess Who game of all time

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Dear @CanucksPR @Canucks can you PLEASE fire someone (coach? Jim Benning? Someone?) Simply on the basis of me not wanting to listen to my husband rant for hours on end every other night. Thanks!
#tiredwife #Canucks #habsfan

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For all my @Katimavik alumni
Can we agree that sourdough should have been the way to go? Imagine the story of the old sourdough starter that has been passed down from one rotation to another. Sacred, sacred feeder of all that have been, and all that will come #nomorewholewheat

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Goodbye holiday decor
Hello reorganization of entire house

#xmaswithatoddler #alltheeffingtoys #sendhelp #mariekondopleasehelp

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The one positive thing about putting on 20lbs this year is :
When I jump infront of my toddler who is running towards something that could kill him, he just bounces off me like I'm part-blimp

It's cute and sad at the same time

(only slight whiplash)

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@radthaaad Haha ! He's something else 😆🥰

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Hubby: I need to get more wrapping paper!
Me: We have some right here !?
Hubby: But Santa presents can't be wrapped in the same paper as our presents!
Me: He's not even 2.
Hubby: Yea but if he sees pictures when he's like 5, he might put 2 and 2 together!
Me: 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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Is this the part I take the turkey out of the freezer? Mahm?

IS THIS THE PART I TAKE THE TURKEY OUT OF THE FREEZER? MAHM?
MAAAHM!?

INEEDANADULT
#XMAS2020

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So, I propose we do
👉CHRISTMAS 2.0
👉JUNE 25TH, 2021
Get all your lights out again, cut down a tree somewhere in the mountains, mount and decorate, Invite the fam like you would in December!
Protip: you probably have enough time to ask for the time off at work!
#xmasredo

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On tonight's edition of "teaching small human to talk"

Me: I
Small human: "AYE"

Me: Love
Small human: something that sounds pretty close to "love"

Me: You!
Small human: SANTA!

Damn, I ain't even mad. 🎄🎅

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Please be forewarned :
Any post about "elf on the shelf" whether it be how "clever" or "silly" it is, or how your kids "had to have one" will merit a 30day snooze

I ain't about it folks.

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I'm going to go ahead and say it :
I'm sick and tired of women with oversize brimmed hats telling me what I should be buying

Why TF is a 300$ decorative spoon a MUST on your Christmas list Lily-May?

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@strombo Throw in some psilocybin to get you in the feels, reminisce and enjoy life a little bit again

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Feeling spacey today
Very pleased how this one came together #makesomefuckingart

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Thanks twitter, look at what you(I) made me do(to myself)